I think it's more to do with the fact he has the old Golf now.
Why would I be jealous of an R32 owner when they stay with mommy and daddy?

Heck my wedding cost more than a brand new R32 - that was all over in a day. If I wanted an R32 I could also go out an get finance on one no probs
So stop waving your "My engine's bigger than yours" card around, stfu and appreciate the new Golf for what it is.