I regurly have to resort to this sort of self harm due to the pain my VW puts me through, Id rather bash all my teeth out on the corner of this desk than think about how much ive spent on it.
Now, As i walk through town i saw a car (typical jap crap) It was silver, With a black spoiler, Black rims and a Black lip kit, As soon as i saw it my girlfriend knew what was going through my mind and grabbed me shoting "no your not painting your car like that"
A few mins later a supra walked past, You could hear the turbo, Again she looked at me and goes "no your not gonna turbo your motor!"
Later on i was looking in a Auto traider and saw a 16V for sale for ?900 and heard a voice in my head "NO YOUR NOT BUYING A 16V and carrying your mods accross.
Anyway, Where is all this leading too i hear you ask?
No ware, I just wanted to waist exactally 89 seconds of your life

On a serious note tho, Heres a question for you, Your sitting in your dub, And you have ?1000 in your hands to spend on ANYTHING, BUT it must be VW related. What would it be?
Example, "If i had ?1000 id have a total respray of the entire car, And have the doors replaced as there all dented."