There's lots more ways of mixing up the options and it becomes very good fun and you can't bugger your clutch (unless you are Hurdy! ).
^^^^Now, I was very much with you about a camel's arse in a sandstorm and also smoother than silk over a woman's pert parts, but I lost you over the Mad Jack etc.
When in D mode, the box wanted to change up into 6th at practically any speed, so when I wanted to accelerate I'd be in completely the wrong gear and I'd have to use kickdown which was usually more acceleration than I actually wanted, so I'd lift off and it would immediately change up!
When in S mode the car refused to change gear,