Figured if we are going to revive old threads, this can't go a miss! 
Come on then.. what ya got to add?
Re: Annoying habbits (VR6 Wherry)
« Reply #1 on: 05 September 2012, 13:14 »
"I don't do this, but see it often. Revive old threads that people stopped caring about years ago"
You f**king hypocrite
My worst thing would be once midway through having sex with my best mates sister
she complained it was hurting her cervix, now I'm no Dirk Diggler, but I'm a big lad and everything's in proportion, I knew at the time I was holding back ( about 2" inches lol) and then she has a lightbulb moment and says, "ah, hang on a minute" and she pushes me back and then pluffs out this little red devil, looks at it vacantly, flashes it in my face and then pings it against the wall and says,"now it should all fit in"........to be honest it was a right turn on (I was thingyed on 'e')....next morning the first thing i see when I awake is a reddy, brown outline of a tampon on the wall. Dirty b!tch
In fact I can better that
I was once having a threesome with a notoriously filthy girl, my best mate was giving it stacks and she was noshing on the old chap. Once he'd done his bit :-----, the girl intimated she wanted me inside in her, but it was a definite no go without a rubber, it became apparent at this point that the one and only rubber was still on my mates dick. Anyways he ditched the glove on the floor next to me, as she carried on noshing. Me being the thingy that I am, picked it up quick snap, turned it inside and out, put it on and proclaimed I'd found another jonny. And sure enough I was in there like swimwear. Best thing about it all was I nearly made my best mate a dad. Worst thing about it all, was trying to fit a rubber on, that had already been unravelled. Not easy. But well worth it.
