My house mate would really piss me off, so I decided to get my own back on her. I came on her pillow, put weed in her coca-cola, removed all of her posters and drew massive thingyes behind them in permanent marker before replacing them, and put garlic powder in her cereal. The latter was so harsh as she was anorexic and would only eat cereal.
I also threw a half finished chicken carcass under a hall mate's bed after she grassed me up to campus watch for making too much noise during a party.
I also came in a condom and put it in a mate's tea. After he found it I then chased him down the road with it. After he had returned, me, our house mate and his best friend decided to scare him by pretending to have a threesome in his bed. We had got down to our underwear and assumed funny positions before he came into the room. The look on his face was priceless and I then commensed to chase him down the street with the condom again. This time I was still only dressed in boxers and had a brief encounter with a passing police van. Luckily they saw the funny side immediately and all was good.
Not really disgusting, but funny. I had sex with a girl on a boat. Afterwards we wrote on the seat, "P.S. We had sex here, might wanna wash off the cumstain".
I also took a sh!t on a guy's Porsche 911, who we didn't like.
Once I was having sex with my ex in a friend's bathroom. After we had finished, I threw the condom out the window (as you do), thinking nothing of it. It was only when I went to close the window that I realised that it had landed on the window below to her hallmate. Awkward :/
I once threw up mid conversation at a bbq, before swiftly returning to that conversation. To make matters worse, it was onto the actual bbq.
I took a sh!t down a slide in the playpark as a kid
Chundered in a graveyard.....low point to say the least.
Done the period thing a few times.
But I can honestly say that I've never pulled a Toro.
