While living in amsterdam,
Had been out on the pi$$, curry's, kebabs and class a's for 3-4 days with couple of mates,
me and "joe" decided to head back to my place for a few spliffs and a nosh up.
Unknown to me as i'd been gone for days my landlady at the time was having a new toilet fitted, so in our bathroom there were 2 toilet bowl's..
One plumbed in, one not....
After a spliff "joe" feels a bit queasy and promptly goes to the toilet to be sick..
makes it all the way to the toilet(good on him) puke's....sh!ts(3 day beer sh!t) and pisses in the unplumbed toilet.
Didnt say a word!!!!, called a taxi and he headed home.
next morning!!!oh i was in trouble!!
hungover, angry dutch landlady and a pile of pi$$,puke and poo to clean!!