my mate can suck himself off.
he's not shy about it either.
same mate needed a number 2 when out on a night out. sadly there was no tiolet roll in the gents so he went to the bar to ask for some.
barman said there wasnt any so out of protest he shat in the girsl sink (nob)
anyway, midsh!t a girl comes out of her cubicle, see's my mate and premptly gets off with him, mid sh1t.
wrong on many levels