What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

[Fielder]

To be fair the top one is less fat, more chubby.

nick

I damand sweet size 6-8 prefection lol  You have to be THIS thin to ride the Field-myster lol

[Tease-MotorSport]

long story short....

Head of Sixth forms name was Susan, I used this email address for applying to university and jobs...

[dom]

Going back to the uni days....

Was out on the lash one night, lost my house keys, woke my girlfriend (and all her housemates) up at 4am demanding somewhere to stay. Woke up at 5am feeling ill, promptly threw up all over my girlfriend and her bed (somehow managed to avoid getting it on myself! ). I then proceeded to pass out leaving my girlfriend to clean it all up....needless to say I wasn't too popular the next day 

[Tease-MotorSport]

girlfriends mother saw my cock... with her daughters hand attached to it.

[bundy]

on holiday a few years ago with my mates and someone kept eating my choc hobnobs  ..... so knocked one off and spunked in the tube of biscuits!!

next day they were all one but no-one owned up to it 

[Tease-MotorSport]

My friends and I no longer use the /10 rating system, we use the beer rating system, which in essence is how many pints will it take to make someone attractive. We were rating girls in a club when one overhears us giving her a 10. She seemed pleased until we explained and consequently gave me a slap.

[josiethebeast]

hmm been on true lad tease?

[Guy]

Miley cirus

[lewis1641]

my mate can suck himself off.

he's not shy about it either.

same mate needed a number 2 when out on a night out. sadly there was no tiolet roll in the gents so he went to the bar to ask for some.

barman said there wasnt any so out of protest he shat in the girsl sink (nob)

anyway, midsh!t a girl comes out of her cubicle, see's my mate and premptly gets off with him, mid sh1t.

wrong on many levels

[Guy]

your mum