What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

[jimbooboo]

You didnt want to make pelvis to buttock contact?

You have your bare cock up her ass...

I wouldn't have gone there in the first place mate.


james

[luke]

One of my mates had to pull a dead foetus out of a woman.












Then he had to go back in to get an arm!

Disgusting things, not creepy 

[lewis1641]

great thread.

i used to work as a lowly office junior and was obviously responsible for the tea making duties. we each had our own mugs. one of the guys was a complete arse. he would go out of his way to upset people.

anyway, i did a multitude of things to his mug. pissed in it, put it down the toilet, spat in it, wiped my sweaty pit on the rim. thought about doing a sanchez on it but unlike others on this thread, i do draw the line at sticking my finger up am arse.

btw fielder, she looks alright to me (apart from the tash)

[Guy]

great thread.

i used to work as a lowly office junior and was obviously responsible for the tea making duties. we each had our own mugs. one of the guys was a complete arse. he would go out of his way to upset people.

anyway, i did a multitude of things to his mug. pissed in it, put it down the toilet, spat in it, wiped my sweaty pit on the rim. thought about doing a sanchez on it but unlike others on this thread, i do draw the line at sticking my finger up am arse.

btw fielder, she looks alright to me (apart from the tash)

you could always stick your finger up someone else's arse and then sanchez it?

just a thought like 

[lewis1641]

sadly your advice comes 8 years too late

[Tease-MotorSport]

Most Disgusting thing i have ever...

Said

Chattin to a hot but rather flat chested girl at the bar who thought far too much of herself. So i asked her 'if you didnt have any feet would you wear socks?' she replied 'obviously not'. So I said 'then why the f**k are you wearing a bra?


Most Disgusting yet best night out in a while...

Back at uni and i was not planning on going out and felt it was neccesary to have a "quiet one" , numberous litres of Rum and enough class B's to kill a pony i find my self in a club. I wake up the next afternoon i and my friends have no memory of how i got home. i search my phone for clues.To discover a mystery number.. i text it " I found you sleeping outside the club so i paid for your taxi home your dick was out"

[tom-gardiner]

i search my phone for clues.To discover a mystery number.. i text it " I found you sleeping outside the club so i paid for your taxi home your dick was out"

oh it was you, thanks for that dude!!!!

[mwep201081]

your dick was out"

I didn't find this disgusting until I see your email address.....then I was confused and intrigued....

[tom-gardiner]

your dick was out"

I didn't find this disgusting until I see your email address.....then I was confused and intrigued....

 

[billy_vw]

Ive done lots - so ill just tell you the latest one.

Yesterday was round the local pub with a few mates drinking playing pool.

On 1 game i broke off potted all my yellows and had black left for a 7 baller.
So to take the p!$$ i dropped my jeans and pants and went to pot black.

The fella that i was playing, thought i was cheeky so poked the butt of his cue up my ar$e

Felt nice 

But i still potted the black.

Now the fella a bit gutted being 7 balled went of to the toilet (probably to pull his self the w@nker)

Now having a butt of a pool cue up my ar$e was quite amusing to the pub - So to make it more interesting i then picked up
The cue and put the end in the fellas pint 

2 minutes later the fella comes out the toilet and downs his pint

The pub errupted in laughter and the fella Fcukd off

What will i get up to today