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Offline Khare

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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #80 on: 06 May 2009, 18:30 »
you put both of them aside and eat the main course  :laugh:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #81 on: 06 May 2009, 18:35 »
one of my mates mom's took his big bag of porn off him, so he went to rob it back out of her bedroom when she was out. anyhow instead of the porn he found her rabbit, shouted 'eurghhh f**k'. i picked it up and slapped it round his face, chased him outside with it and his mom came back as i was chasing him.

bit of an arquard moment tbh :smiley:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #82 on: 06 May 2009, 18:36 »
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #83 on: 06 May 2009, 18:36 »
Quote from: samjac68 on 06 May 2009, 18:35
one of my mates mom's took his big bag of porn off him, so he went to rob it back out of her bedroom when she was out. anyhow instead of the porn he found her rabbit, shouted 'eurghhh f**k'. i picked it up and slapped it round his face, chased him outside with it and his mom came back as i was chasing him.

bit of an arquard moment tbh :smiley:

LMAO! that is a classic!
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #84 on: 06 May 2009, 18:41 »
Quote from: Khare on 06 May 2009, 18:36
Quote from: samjac68 on 06 May 2009, 18:35
one of my mates mom's took his big bag of porn off him, so he went to rob it back out of her bedroom when she was out. anyhow instead of the porn he found her rabbit, shouted 'eurghhh f**k'. i picked it up and slapped it round his face, chased him outside with it and his mom came back as i was chasing him.

bit of an arquard moment tbh :smiley:

LMAO! that is a classic!

Something similar happened to me and my mates once lol! Round a friends playing Timesplitters 2 and one of us went to the bathroom, me and my mate are there playing the game still, and the other one comes in with this pink dildo from his Mum, LMAO! We are like "What the f**k are you doing??" and he throws it at Matt (who's Mum dildo belongs too haha) and he lets it drop to the floor, it suddenly turns on and is wiggling around on the floor, I pick it up and started doing things as if I was going to use it...



...we had our laughs...




...I turned it off and put it back haha! My fingers strangely smelt like fish afterwards... :sick:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #85 on: 06 May 2009, 18:42 »
 :sick:

ROTFL  :laugh:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #86 on: 06 May 2009, 19:19 »
OMG.. where do i start, spent 5 yrs at uni trying to do disgusting things :grin:

Me and a mate found another mate pissed on his bedroom floor face down totally starkers. So be lubed up his ass with shaving gel and stuck a paint brush handle right up his ass. Never laughed so much whilst doing it, so took some pictures too... just incase evidence was ever required.

Left some man juice inside my mates pillow case.

Got seriously fecked off by a mate on holiday. Fortunately he was due to fligh back home a couple of days early so once he was packed i opened his case and put his a nice dozen eggs in his case to ensure he had a nice smooth journey. That was only the decoy of course... a nice fat log in his side pocket in a bag of Lays just incase he got peckish on the way home.

Would always wate until my mates oven chips were about 5mins to being cooked and then chuck in a few frozen ones.. he never did get how that oven worked :laugh:



oh the good times eh :grin:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #87 on: 06 May 2009, 19:23 »
^^^

You cruel bastard, I love it!!! LOL!
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Offline DANNYGCL

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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #88 on: 06 May 2009, 19:24 »
Quote from: R32UK on 06 May 2009, 19:19
OMG.. where do i start, spent 5 yrs at uni trying to do disgusting things :grin:

Me and a mate found another mate pissed on his bedroom floor face down totally starkers. So be lubed up his ass with shaving gel and stuck a paint brush handle right up his ass. Never laughed so much whilst doing it, so took some pictures too... just incase evidence was ever required.


Thats just sick but funny hahaha




My Brother got shaved head to toe and then to make up for the lack of pubes they where replaced using gloss spray and marker pens  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?
« Reply #89 on: 06 May 2009, 19:50 »
At school i bet a mate £1 that he couldnt drink a bottle of vinegar.. he won, but it was the best pound i ever spent.


Mate had a headache in maths, I had some paracetamol but told him he could only have them if he chewed them + 50p for good measure. He won also... best 50p I ever spent, especially when i pulled out my ribena half way through his ordeal and refused to give him some.


My flat mate once told me that he loved mayo so much that he could eat gallons of it. Obviously I saw this as an opportunity to challenge this claim. So me and another mate put up £50 that he couldnt eat 3 tea spoons full, he took up the challenge. 3 heaped tea spoons of mayo is alot of mayo!! He failed after the second and threw up.... Has never had mayo since, that was 6yrs ago :grin:
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