OMG.. where do i start, spent 5 yrs at uni trying to do disgusting things

Me and a mate found another mate pissed on his bedroom floor face down totally starkers. So be lubed up his ass with shaving gel and stuck a paint brush handle right up his ass. Never laughed so much whilst doing it, so took some pictures too... just incase evidence was ever required.
Left some man juice inside my mates pillow case.
Got seriously fecked off by a mate on holiday. Fortunately he was due to fligh back home a couple of days early so once he was packed i opened his case and put his a nice dozen eggs in his case to ensure he had a nice smooth journey. That was only the decoy of course... a nice fat log in his side pocket in a bag of Lays just incase he got peckish on the way home.
Would always wate until my mates oven chips were about 5mins to being cooked and then chuck in a few frozen ones.. he never did get how that oven worked

oh the good times eh
