hello and welcome,
oh and mikster is going to be peeved 
Nah I don't reckon. The Gonto reference is a little homage to the Mikster as I'm quite enjoying reading his thread. His car appears to be pretty much on the road, this one needs sills, wheel alignment and the brakes rebuilding before it even attempts to get MOT'd.
There's also a motherload of grass stuffed into every oriface on the underside, the FR LH wheel has a giant flat (with lots of hammer marks around it!) and the FR RH is a different pattern so I'm guessing this car has enjoyed the straight on option at one of Milton Keynes many roundabouts.
Add to that all the plastics have departed, rust round the arches and the sill / floor being collapsed in the middle because it's been jacked in the wrong place and I think you undestand why I have my work cut out, I like a challenge.
Thanks for the welcome anyway.