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Offline Mr_F

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Re: condoms
« Reply #30 on: 27 May 2011, 14:12 »
Quote from: Jay on 27 May 2011, 13:55
Implant in the arm, job done :afro:  :grin:

How does implanting an arm in your bollocks help?  :laugh:
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Re: condoms
« Reply #31 on: 27 May 2011, 14:49 »
Quote from: Mr_F on 27 May 2011, 14:12
Quote from: Jay on 27 May 2011, 13:55
Implant in the arm, job done :afro:  :grin:

How does implanting an arm in your nuts help?  :laugh:
:grin:


It's for them wimmens folk init.
http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Contraception/Pages/Contraceptiveimplant.aspx
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Re: condoms
« Reply #32 on: 27 May 2011, 14:52 »
aldi carrier bags  :laugh:
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Re: condoms
« Reply #33 on: 27 May 2011, 15:43 »
Quote from: wolverine1091 on 27 May 2011, 15:41
Hate condoms, but if you do have to use one because you know she's been some nasty places

then

durex poundshop, pack of 3 for a quid, only have ribbed or flavoured though. the kiwi one smells ace

Do you smell them before or after use?
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Offline Mr_F

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Re: condoms
« Reply #34 on: 27 May 2011, 16:03 »
Quote from: wolverine1091 on 27 May 2011, 15:45
haha just smell it when opening the packet.


You sound like a pipe and slippers man, who has time to delicately sniff the contents of a condom packet at that particular moment.  Or is it just me that's quicker at getting down a hole than a ferret?!?
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Re: condoms
« Reply #35 on: 27 May 2011, 16:15 »
Well I think they are great for keeping the place clean and tidy for when you want to spend all day in bed smashing fcuk of out each other.. Nothing worse than wanting to eat that sweet little pussy and realising you filled it up about 30 mins ago and its dribbling like a monster...
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Re: condoms
« Reply #36 on: 27 May 2011, 17:25 »
Quote from: bored_Welsh_lad on 27 May 2011, 16:15
Well I think they are great for keeping the place clean and tidy for when you want to spend all day in bed smashing fcuk of out each other.. Nothing worse than wanting to eat that sweet little pussy and realising you filled it up about 30 mins ago and its dribbling like a monster...

love it!! hahahahaha  :grin: :grin:

oh and bareback FTW..  :cool:
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Re: condoms
« Reply #37 on: 27 May 2011, 19:08 »
Quote from: bored_Welsh_lad on 27 May 2011, 16:15
Well I think they are great for keeping the place clean and tidy for when you want to spend all day in bed smashing fcuk of out each other.. Nothing worse than wanting to eat that sweet little pussy and realising you filled it up about 30 mins ago and its dribbling like a monster...
Ever thought about writing one of them steamy novels? :laugh: class!
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Re: condoms
« Reply #38 on: 27 May 2011, 19:25 »
I'm personally a fan of going bareback, love pulling it out and firing my hot liquid silk all over her ass, titties and face.

A few shots in the eye and hair too  :cool:
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