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Offline mcgee9t2

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Re: condoms
« Reply #10 on: 25 May 2011, 22:54 »
what ever ones i get free from the nhs  :grin:

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Re: condoms
« Reply #12 on: 25 May 2011, 23:53 »
not bothered.. she buys em, i get my end away, everyones a winner

Offline luke

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Re: condoms
« Reply #13 on: 26 May 2011, 01:39 »
kleenex, man size..
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Re: condoms
« Reply #14 on: 26 May 2011, 06:59 »
 :grin:

Offline Kerrse

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Re: condoms
« Reply #15 on: 26 May 2011, 07:33 »
Having sex without a condom is like hiring a blind jockey for a 3 legged horse  :grin:

Offline Jack3559

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Re: condoms
« Reply #16 on: 26 May 2011, 11:56 »
Having sex without a condom is like hiring a blind jockey for a 3 legged horse  :grin:

What's that like then? Is that bad? Is having unprotected sex bad?  :sad:

Offline Kerrse

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Re: condoms
« Reply #17 on: 26 May 2011, 12:02 »
Having sex without a condom is like hiring a blind jockey for a 3 legged horse  :grin:

What's that like then? Is that bad? Is having unprotected sex bad?  :sad:

Oops i meant to say  :grin: :grin: :lipsrsealed:

Having sex with a condom is like hiring a blind jockey for a 3 legged horse  :grin:

Only tried one once didn't like it ..luckily have been with my g/f for a long time so don't have to worry about them.

Offline Mr_F

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Re: condoms
« Reply #18 on: 26 May 2011, 12:22 »
Don't be silly Wrap y' Willy

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Re: condoms
« Reply #19 on: 26 May 2011, 17:28 »
durex but im still a virgin... does that technicall still count?  :undecided:
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