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Offline mongchops

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Re: condoms
« Reply #20 on: 26 May 2011, 17:35 »
Saves making the sheets sticky I suppose!
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Re: condoms
« Reply #21 on: 26 May 2011, 17:37 »
Quote from: Horney on 25 May 2011, 21:28
None, bareback FTW!

Seriously though... x2
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Re: condoms
« Reply #22 on: 26 May 2011, 18:32 »
Quote from: leigh_harty on 26 May 2011, 17:28
durex but im still a virgin... does that technicall still count?  :undecided:

posh wanks :D
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Re: condoms
« Reply #23 on: 26 May 2011, 18:43 »
the ones with the faces of JLS..

nah seriously shes on the pill  :smiley:
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Re: condoms
« Reply #24 on: 26 May 2011, 18:51 »
Whats sex? Seriously what is it, last time I had it was before I started having 100's off hobbies to kill all the new extra time I have to myself

On a serious note, durex... what's with the question though?
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Re: condoms
« Reply #25 on: 26 May 2011, 18:57 »
having the snip soonish so won't need any ever again  :laugh:
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Re: condoms
« Reply #26 on: 26 May 2011, 19:26 »
Firking horrible things. Luckily Mrs B agrees. Still, they're there for horny teenagers and one night stands. Keeps you clean...  :grin:
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Re: condoms
« Reply #27 on: 27 May 2011, 01:00 »
Quote from: MrBounce on 26 May 2011, 19:26
Still, they're there for horny teenagers and one night stands. Keeps you clean...  :grin:

+1

and get her on the pill!!
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Re: condoms
« Reply #28 on: 27 May 2011, 13:05 »
Quote from: Jack3559 on 25 May 2011, 22:40
My boyfriend hates the feeling of rubber up his arse.

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Re: condoms
« Reply #29 on: 27 May 2011, 13:55 »
Quote from: Wazzzer on 26 May 2011, 18:57
having the snip soonish so won't need any ever again  :laugh:

I've heard from someone that had it done that it feels like you've been kicked in the balls and it lasts for 2 -3 weeks  :sick:

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