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General => General discussion => Topic started by: bob23 on 14 March 2012, 13:19
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To make a long story short, I recently broke up with my girlfriend as nothing I had done for the last few months was right, she had gone from having sex every time I saw her to I couldn't touch her for the last 3 months we were together, she acted like a cow all the time and just started using me. I put up with it for a few months even though everyone was telling me to dump her.
To try to make her happy I started taking her and her best mate out as she had complained we never went out with her friends, I then fell for her mate in a big way, (yes I know how much of a cvnt that makes me) I had the chance to sleep with her on several occasions but didn't as I was still with my girlfriend and she has a boyfriend.
After about a month of only being able to think about her and going out my mind when I wasn't with her, I broke up with my girlfriend, I then started seeing her every day, she knew I was in love with her and said she loved me as well, then she cut contact for a couple of days saying we couldn't see each other and that things had gone too far, then I'd get a text from her when she was at her boyfriends saying she can't bear to be away from me, I'd even make the hour and a half drive to where he lived to pick her up while he was at work and I'd spend the day with her and take her back before he got home.
It is clear that she is really unhappy with him, all she does is moan about him, he doesn't pay her any attention, to the point that when she got round his and his mum and brother went out she put on some lingerie and told him to come fvck her and he did the housework instead, her dad doesn't like him and I have meet him and he is a wank3r, (and that's not me being bias, he really is a complete pr!ck.) but she can't leave him for some reason, she is happier with me, she admits I treat her 100 times better than him, and she knows if she needed him to come see her he wouldn't come, whereas she knows I would.
Now the advice I want is.
A should I carry on putting up with her coming and going like the wind and put up with her trying to hurt me to push me away, then apologising saying that she gets upset by the fact I show her how she should and could be treated and then wanting to see me again and wait till they split up.
B should I walk away and tell her to fvck off.
C should I walk away and wait for her to split up with her boyfriend, then go after her.
Or should I do something else.
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Spam :grin: seriously i dont think this is the right place for relationship advice :lipsrsealed:
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Asking for relationship advice on a car forum. this can only go one way :evil:
so ima get somet in seriously before...
1)you cant help who you like so dont beat yourself up for falling for your ex's mate
2) if she really liked you then shed find a way to leave this guy
by all means stay friends with her but friends only tell her if she wants more than that then she has to do it properly. break up with her boyf and youse two go on a proper date.
good luck romeo
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Asking for relationship advice on a car forum. this can only go one way :evil:
the only way is through the backdoors of course :evil:
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to the point that when she got round his and his mum and brother went out she put on some lingerie and told him to come fvck her and he did the housework instead,
This thread is useless without pics.
but she can't leave him for some reason,
He's got money?
Answer:
Here you go. Ultimatum. Either you, or her boyfriend. otherwise she's is clearly using you (and him).
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:grin: :grin: :grin: thats defo a kyle story :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Asking for relationship advice on a car forum. this can only go one way :evil:
so ima get somet in seriously before...
1)you cant help who you like so dont beat yourself up for falling for your ex's mate
2) if she really liked you then shed find a way to leave this guy
by all means stay friends with her but friends only tell her if she wants more than that then she has to do it properly. break up with her boyf and youse two go on a proper date.
good luck romeo
Well I know it's not the ideal place to ask for relationship advice, but I know it's mostly if not all blokes on here, so I won't have any more women wanting to lynch me! cheers for giving some actual advice. and trust me I'm no Romeo!
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I'm with Elvi.
Show us pictures of said female and we will decide for you.
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Asking for relationship advice on a car forum. this can only go one way :evil:
so ima get somet in seriously before...
1)you cant help who you like so dont beat yourself up for falling for your ex's mate
2) if she really liked you then shed find a way to leave this guy poor guy what comes around goes around :rolleyes:
by all means stay friends with her but friends only tell her if she wants more than that then she has to do it properly. break up with her boyf and youse two go on a proper date.
good luck romeo
Well I know it's not the ideal place to ask for relationship advice, but I know it's mostly if not all blokes on here, so I won't have any more women wanting to lynch me! cheers for giving some actual advice. and trust me I'm no Romeo!
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Id personally buy the golf... :tongue:
dick her and find more b!tches to chase about too!!! Make her abitty jealous!! :laugh:
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I slept with a girl with a death squad tat, I'm still crying....
I slept with a girl who beat me at arm wrestling, I'm still crying....
Its a crying game! :cry:
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I slept with a girl with a death squad tat, I'm still crying....
I slept with a girl who beat me at arm wrestling, I'm still crying....
Its a crying game! :cry:
Obviously Jay's a big fan of The Crying Game.
:kiss:
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I slept with a girl with a death squad tat, I'm still crying....
I slept with a girl who beat me at arm wrestling, I'm still crying....
Its a crying game! :cry:
Obviously Jay's a big fan of The Crying Game.
:kiss:
Only the bit in the shower where I sit and cry, trust me the girl with the death squad tat was hard she would have broken you Jon into TWO :evil:
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:grin: :grin: :grin: thats defo a kyle story :grin: :grin: :grin:
NEVER!!! she can go on though, she can tell him the in the 3ish months they have been together she has cheated twice and would have a third time with me, then he'll leave her and save her having to choose
to the point that when she got round his and his mum and brother went out she put on some lingerie and told him to come fvck her and he did the housework instead,
This thread is useless without pics.
but she can't leave him for some reason,
He's got money?
Answer:
Here you go. Ultimatum. Either you, or her boyfriend. otherwise she's is clearly using you (and him).
Sorry but I'm not putting any pics up, call me old fashioned but putting naked pics up without permission isn't something I'd do.
No, he has nothing in the bank, he lives at home, he has just passed his test and got a car so now has even less from his wages, he earns about £900 after tax per month.
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I slept with a girl with a death squad tat, I'm still crying....
I slept with a girl who beat me at arm wrestling, I'm still crying....
Its a crying game! :cry:
Obviously Jay's a big fan of The Crying Game.
:kiss:
..trust me the girl with the death squad tat was hard..
That'll be his thingy jay.
:grin:
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stick with the Golf.. much more rewarding
treat her mean and if she wants to see you then she can make the effort and dump him
no point in chasing after some fanny like a wet blanket, she's quite happy in her own world leading you along... its time that stopped
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I slept with a girl with a death squad tat, I'm still crying....
I slept with a girl who beat me at arm wrestling, I'm still crying....
Its a crying game! :cry:
Obviously Jay's a big fan of The Crying Game.
:kiss:
..trust me the girl with the death squad tat was hard..
That'll be his thingy jay.
:grin:
I'll pass her email on to your good self and watch the fireworks :shocked:
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Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.
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Eh? So you only have naked pics?
C'mon. Be a sport.
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NEVER!!! she can go on though, she can tell him the in the 3ish months they have been together she has cheated twice and would have a third time with me, then he'll leave her and save her having to choose
So you want to be with someone who has cheated almost 3 times with her current boyfriend? I'd stay well clear becuase once she's 'bored' with you will move on to someone else. You will only end up getting hurt!
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I slept with a girl with a death squad tat, I'm still crying....
I slept with a girl who beat me at arm wrestling, I'm still crying....
Its a crying game! :cry:
Obviously Jay's a big fan of The Crying Game.
:kiss:
..trust me the girl with the death squad tat was hard..
That'll be his thingy jay.
:grin:
I'll pass her email on to your good self and watch the fireworks :shocked:
So you wan't me to have your "sheman" sloppy seconds, and you want to watch!?
That's gonna cost ya.
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Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.
the chicks takin him for a mug if hes pumpin her behind the mans back who else is too :grin: grow a pair a tell her to f**k off or she will treat u like a mug forever :grin: :grin:
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NEVER!!! she can go on though, she can tell him the in the 3ish months they have been together she has cheated twice and would have a third time with me, then he'll leave her and save her having to choose
So you want to be with someone who has cheated almost 3 times with her current boyfriend? I'd stay well clear becuase once she's 'bored' with you will move on to someone else. You will only end up getting hurt!
missed that bit, she sounds like a classy bird
a golf will never cheat on you
oh... and smash her back doors in... i think that is standard car forum advice on women is it not? :grin:
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I slept with a girl with a death squad tat, I'm still crying....
I slept with a girl who beat me at arm wrestling, I'm still crying....
Its a crying game! :cry:
Obviously Jay's a big fan of The Crying Game.
:kiss:
..trust me the girl with the death squad tat was hard..
That'll be his thingy jay.
:grin:
I'll pass her email on to your good self and watch the fireworks :shocked:
So you wan't me to have your "sheman" sloppy seconds, and you want to watch!?
That's gonna cost ya.
Back door still in good nick not sure about mine :lipsrsealed:
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NEVER!!! she can go on though, she can tell him the in the 3ish months they have been together she has cheated twice and would have a third time with me, then he'll leave her and save her having to choose
Whooaaaaaa Nelly, Whoaaa !
She's cheated on him twice with OTHER guys and would have with you, if you let it happen?
Walk the f#ck away. Now. Or after you've banged her in the arse knowing she's only a stop gap shag. but surely you can get a shag closer to home than 1.5 hours away?!
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Walk away, mind f**ks are a womens speciality.
Holiday in Thailand
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oh dear... someone hasnt been following the rules
1. Dont believe what b!tches tell you
2. Dont believe what b!tches tell you when they have a previous history of telling porkies
(should really be number one but I didnt make the rules up)
3. Once a cheater always a cheater - oooh look there's a better deal
4. The "oooh look there's a better deal" type of girls are not exclusive to the cheater girls group
5. Treat em mean keep em keen
6. With the kind of girls you are hanging with wrap it up before you slap it up (also applies to lap it/lick it/sniff it/tickle it up)
7. ANY girl that tells you he man doesnt put her away when she is in the 'sexy kit' is trying to get you to help justify her mistakes
8. Love and lust are 2 different things.
9. Shouldnt be going with your GF mate because if she finds out thats the last bit of pu$$y you will see in that town
10. Men tell it like it is - its very important to remember that :wink:
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Have to be honest, you're situation doesn't sound ideal.
1. You've just broken up with your girl, so you're perhaps using this girl as a rebound.
2. She's obviously not the most faithful girl in the world. What makes you think you're the special guy that will change her?
3. If you are the special guy that's going to change her, why is she still with him?
I'm sorry that these questions come across a bit bluntly, but I think you need to consider them as straightly as possible. I feel for the situation you are in but you need to think about the long term plan.
And, her complaint with her boyfriend is that she's not getting any (sexual) attention, and she's cheated twice. Sounds like she's happy with him but just wants as much sex as she can get. There's another word for that... but I don't know her so I'm not going to start calling folks names.
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As the great Ricki Lake professed: "kick her to the Kerb!"
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oh dear... someone hasnt been following the rules
1. Dont believe what b!tches tell you
2. Dont believe what b!tches tell you when they have a previous history of telling porkies
(should really be number one but I didnt make the rules up)
3. Once a cheater always a cheater - oooh look there's a better deal
4. The "oooh look there's a better deal" type of girls are not exclusive to the cheater girls group
5. Treat em mean keep em keen
6. With the kind of girls you are hanging with wrap it up before you slap it up (also applies to lap it/lick it/sniff it/tickle it up)
7. ANY girl that tells you he man doesnt put her away when she is in the 'sexy kit' is trying to get you to help justify her mistakes
8. Love and lust are 2 different things.
9. Shouldnt be going with your GF mate because if she finds out thats the last bit of pu$$y you will see in that town
10. Men tell it like it is - its very important to remember that :wink:
:grin:
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Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.
Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something.
Eh? So you only have naked pics?
C'mon. Be a sport.
Yes I only have naked photos of her. No I won't be a sport.
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Only thing she owes him is his virginity back :grin:
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oh dear... someone hasnt been following the rules
7. ANY girl that tells you he man doesnt put her away when she is in the 'sexy kit' is trying to get you to help justify her mistakes
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bob sounds like baggage to me too much rubbles and bricks
If you aren't carefull you'll get to hold a lot of baggage, at the mo you have a ruck sack, later it will be a Antler after that a Samsonite they are real heavy :lipsrsealed:
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bob sounds like baggage to me too much rubbles and bricks
If you aren't carefull you'll get to hold a lot of baggage, at the mo you have a ruck sack, later it will be a Antler after that a Samsonite they are real heavy :lipsrsealed:
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bob sounds like baggage to me too much rubbles and bricks
If you aren't carefull you'll get to hold a lot of baggage, at the mo you have a ruck sack, later it will be a Antler after that a Samsonite they are real heavy :lipsrsealed:
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Dont worry Jon you're not emotionally strong enough to get it!
Do the tat girl then come back! :kiss:
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Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.
Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something.
Eh? So you only have naked pics?
C'mon. Be a sport.
Yes I only have naked photos of her. No I won't be a sport.
come on your b!tch is bein a sport sharing it with u an a couple of others
bob take a step back an read what your posting an if u cant see your getting took for a mug enjoy ur life with a bike :smiley:
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Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.
Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something
in that case tell her she owes you something for making you think she would actually be interestedvin a relationship then smash her back doors in so she cant sit down for a week.
then with any luck her boyf will ask her why shes walking with a limp. she comes clean. he breaks up with her and shes all ready for you
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You said her boyfriend has just passed his driving test, so I'm guessing he and she (and you) are young'uns.
Can't you entice her into your arms with some My little Pony stuff?
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bob sounds like baggage to me too much rubbles and bricks
If you aren't carefull you'll get to hold a lot of baggage, at the mo you have a ruck sack, later it will be a Antler after that a Samsonite they are real heavy :lipsrsealed:
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Dont worry Jon you're not emotionally strong enough to get it!
Do the tat girl then come back! :kiss:
oh dear... someone hasnt been following the rules
1. Dont believe what b!tches tell you
2. Dont believe what b!tches tell you when they have a previous history of telling porkies
(should really be number one but I didnt make the rules up)
3. Once a cheater always a cheater - oooh look there's a better deal
4. The "oooh look there's a better deal" type of girls are not exclusive to the cheater girls group
5. Treat em mean keep em keen
6. With the kind of girls you are hanging with wrap it up before you slap it up (also applies to lap it/lick it/sniff it/tickle it up)
7. ANY girl that tells you he man doesnt put her away when she is in the 'sexy kit' is trying to get you to help justify her mistakes
8. Love and lust are 2 different things.
9. Shouldnt be going with your GF mate because if she finds out thats the last bit of pu$$y you will see in that town
10. Men tell it like it is - its very important to remember that :wink:
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made me :grin: she is taking you for a mug mate ditch the b!tch
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Have to be honest, you're situation doesn't sound ideal.
1. You've just broken up with your girl, so you're perhaps using this girl as a rebound.
2. She's obviously not the most faithful girl in the world. What makes you think you're the special guy that will change her?
3. If you are the special guy that's going to change her, why is she still with him?
I'm sorry that these questions come across a bit bluntly, but I think you need to consider them as straightly as possible. I feel for the situation you are in but you need to think about the long term plan.
And, her complaint with her boyfriend is that she's not getting any (sexual) attention, and she's cheated twice. Sounds like she's happy with him but just wants as much sex as she can get. There's another word for that... but I don't know her so I'm not going to start calling folks names.
I broke up with my gf because of this girl, I knew I wanted her more than my Gf so ended it as it wouldn't have been fair to treat her second best.
she hasn't been faithful to this one but the last was three and a half years and she never played around.
her complaint about her bf isn't lack of sex, they went for a meal the other day and he was more worried about a dry bit of skin on his ear, the traffic going past and his phone than her.
I don't think I'm anyone special, just hope that I could be.
My trouble is that no woman takes an interest in me unless they are already in a relationship, I haven't yet had a girlfriend that was single when I met them, they all left someone for me, I was never trying to get any of them, this one though is different, I am just going out my mind for her, I would have walked away by now had it been any other woman.
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am still laughing at the fact bob has even posted this jerry springer tale :grin:
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Have you tried masturbation?
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Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.
Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something
in that case tell her she owes you something for making you think she would actually be interestedvin a relationship then smash her back doors in so she cant sit down for a week.
then with any luck her boyf will ask her why shes walking with a limp. she comes clean. he breaks up with her and shes all ready for you
only problem is I hate going in the back doors!
You said her boyfriend has just passed his driving test, so I'm guessing he and she (and you) are young'uns.
Can't you entice her into your arms with some My little Pony stuff?
She is 18, he has just turned 22 and I will be 24 in a few weeks.
Getting her in my arms is not the problem.
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Have you tried masturbation?
would love to but can't! :cry: :cry: :cry: I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.
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she hasn't been faithful to this one but the last was three and a half years and she never played around.
She is 18, he has just turned 22 and I will be 24 in a few weeks.
Hmm. What's 18 minus 3 and a half?
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Have you tried masturbation?
would love to but can't! :cry: :cry: :cry: I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.
FCking hell no five sisters? how do you live? Jon tell him your turn!
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am still laughing at the fact bob has even posted this jerry springer tale :grin:
I could go into a lot more detail and make it more of a jerry springer tale, but I can't be bothered to type about an internet paedophile, an abusive stepmother, a boyfriend that forced her to have sex, self harming, overdoses and an alcoholic dad.
she hasn't been faithful to this one but the last was three and a half years and she never played around.
She is 18, he has just turned 22 and I will be 24 in a few weeks.
Hmm. What's 18 minus 3 and a half?
she started having sex at 14.
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Have you tried masturbation?
would love to but can't! :cry: :cry: :cry: I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.
I promised myself that I wouldn't take the p!ss in this thread but...
Hahahahahaha That is the most tragic thing I've ever read, not being able to w@nk :grin:
Sorry for laughing :undecided:
I'm with Elvi though, ultimatum is the only way.
She may be too immature for you too.
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She sounds f**ked up.
Proper f**ked.
Leave while you have the chance.
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Have you tried masturbation?
would love to but can't! :cry: :cry: :cry: I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.
I promised myself that I wouldn't take the p!ss in this thread but...
Hahahahahaha That is the most tragic thing I've ever read, not being able to w@nk :grin:
Sorry for laughing :undecided:
I'm Elvi though, ultimatum is the only way.
She may be too immature for you too.
I have to laugh about it too, or else I'd cry! just wait till my wrist heals, I'll get friction burn! :wink: :laugh:
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This has to be a troll thread :grin:
PS: use your other hand :grin:
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This has to be a troll thread :grin:
PS: use your other hand :grin:
left wrist has a broken bit of bone, right elbow locks up and hurts with any repetitive movements, even just moving my wrist repetitively will lock it.
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I bet I wont be the first to call this a wind up and Bob a lying w4nker..... sorry Bob :grin:
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Desperate times.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCAOKR1jpp0)
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Lesson learnt, do not ask for women help on a car forum :lipsrsealed:
Sounds awful though mate, leave her, let her chase you.
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I bet I wont be the first to call this a wind up and Bob a lying w4nker..... sorry Bob :grin:
Well, from what he's divulged, clearly not!
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I bet I wont be the first to call this a wind up and Bob a lying w4nker..... sorry Bob :grin:
Sadly, not a wind up. :sad:
BTW R32UK, I got a start for that relief job and as I have turned up early every day, and covered people who just didn't turn up I have been given a permanent job, so no longer on jsa.
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I bet I wont be the first to call this a wind up and Bob a lying w4nker..... sorry Bob :grin:
Sadly, not a wind up. :sad:
BTW R32UK, I got a start for that relief job and as I have turned up early every day, and covered people who just didn't turn up I have been given a permanent job, so no longer on jsa.
Good to hear! now get out there and smash as many girls as possible... you are only young once! :cool:
I would let this one go... and if she comes back.... well then you got yourself a good ol bootycall :grin:
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I got a start for that HAND relief job and as I have turned up early every day, and covered people
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I got a start for that HAND relief job and as I have turned up early every day, and covered people
:lipsrsealed:
I don't know what you work as, but if that's what you do and your not a porn star, then your going wrong somewhere!
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this is a f**ked up thread she will never be stable with you or anyone else from the f**ked up past she has... sorry to put it like that but thats how life is... and 14 years old cmon take a few pointers off the chaps on here and get out before it goes sour :smiley: and i think this is a wind up haha
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she is 100% a fvckin fruit loop. you think you can make her a better person and most peoples gut reaction is they can change people for the better. the reality is that she doesn't want to change and that she craves the drama and excitement. You are fighting a lost cause on this one.
she's probably getting her sh1t pushed in by more people than you think. ditch the b1tch and move on soldier!
on another note. the only reason you wouldn't post pictures of her is if she's a moonpig :lipsrsealed:
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This thread is fu*ked up! You need to get out of there before she hurts you or worse you catch something from her!.
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Also in all seriousness try find out why she cant leave him. could be he beats her and she is scared that way you can help her and get the appropriate action took weather thats you having a word with him or getting the police involved.
Her last bf started hitting her and she left him because of it, she feels somehow that because this one lost his virginity to her she owes him something
in that case tell her she owes you something for making you think she would actually be interestedvin a relationship then smash her back doors in so she cant sit down for a week.
then with any luck her boyf will ask her why shes walking with a limp. she comes clean. he breaks up with her and shes all ready for you
only problem is I hate going in the back doors!
You said her boyfriend has just passed his driving test, so I'm guessing he and she (and you) are young'uns.
Can't you entice her into your arms with some My little Pony stuff?
She is 18, he has just turned 22 and I will be 24 in a few weeks.
Getting her in my arms is not the problem.
well if shes 18 shes not much younger than me so send her number my way and ill smash her back doors in for you :D
Have you tried masturbation?
would love to but can't! :cry: :cry: :cry: I broke my right elbow a few years back and it now locks with any repetitive action, and she has broken a bit of bone in my left wrist so it hurts like fvck to use it for anything, let alone that.
I promised myself that I wouldn't take the p!ss in this thread but...
Hahahahahaha That is the most tragic thing I've ever read, not being able to w@nk :grin:
Haaa :D :D :D :D
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This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
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This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
no this guy is got to be the truth im thinking of phonin the samaritans for him :undecided:
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This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
can you check the ip's or is it just jv that has that access?
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This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
no this guy is got to be the truth im thinking of phonin the samaritans for him :undecided:
Not Jerry?! :grin:
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This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
no this guy is got to be the truth im thinking of phonin the samaritans for him :undecided:
Not Jerry?! :grin:
even jerry springer would say this is to f**ked up for the americans :laugh:
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This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
Pics of what? And what does STFU mean?
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This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
Pics of what? And what does STFU mean?
Pics of her & it means shut the f**k up :grin:
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This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
Pics of what? And what does STFU mean?
S....is for SHUT
T....is for THE
f.....is for FXXX
U....is for UP
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I think the complexity of this relationship it more suited to...
Jerry....Jerry....Jerry!!
(http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy301/SWIFTGTS/58a86333.jpg)
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Jeez I go away to view some porn and its still going on........!
If you wank with the left hand does it feel like another womens doing it ? mmmmm?
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Jeez I go away to view some porn and its still going on........!
If you wank with the left hand does it feel like another womens doing it ? mmmmm?
that sounds like you want to borrow his hand jay :huh: :grin:
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Jeez I go away to view some porn and its still going on........!
If you wank with the left hand does it feel like another womens doing it ? mmmmm?
that sounds like you want to borrow his hand jay :huh: :grin:
I want to post a picture of the scary movie parady the man with a little hand its so fitting but can't be arsed!
I wish I had three hands and wife has three boobs! :laugh:
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Right.
STOP........
Can we not add fuel to the fire until the OP posts up some pics of this little tart.
Ta.
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This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
can you check the ip's or is it just jv that has that access?
Why would you want to check my ip? I use my phone, the broadband where I live and the mobile broadband where I work, so how would checking it help? if you think it's a wind up, then it's simple, don't read it or post in it, I wish it was a wind up!
This thread is now stinking of a wind up... Pics or STFU :)
Pics of what? And what does STFU mean?
Pics of her & it means shut the f**k up :grin:
Ah, that makes sense. Ok when I next see her I'll take a picture, probably Sunday as she'll be at her bf's from tomorrow, I'll even do what I said I wouldn't, I'll buy some f**king custard, I'll either take a picture of it on her head or her holding it, any preference? or shall I do both?
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question ? should I waste my time reading the previous 7 pages
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question ? should I waste my time reading the previous 7 pages
Tell me what happened? I got to page 2 and gave up.
I'd use her as a f**k buddy and move on, she seems unreliable. Plus you know her background well to make a decision considering she's and ex's close mate by the sounds of it, from whaT I have read on page 1&2
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question ? should I waste my time reading the previous 7 pages
Spam, Spam, Troll, Troll, Shes a b!tch etc Spam Spam
Bout it tbh, should be made into a book! :laugh:
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question ? should I waste my time reading the previous 7 pages
Tell me what happened? I got to page 2 and gave up.
I'd use her as a f**k buddy and move on, she seems unreliable. Plus you know her background well to make a decision considering she's and ex's close mate by the sounds of it, from whaT I have read on page 1&2
not going to sleep with anyone I don't want to be with or in this case, can't be with, I'll only f**k her if she leaves the bloke she is with. and only the if I have a chance with her.
Chuff, don't bother reading the previous pages, mostly piss take or people saying I'm making it up, thanks to those who made real sensible suggestions.