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Title: We you all still talk to me if . . . . .
Post by: JC on 20 May 2011, 17:45
I get a job at a Vauxhall dealers  :laugh: :lipsrsealed:
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Post by: the_stink on 20 May 2011, 17:46
I get a job at a Vauxhall dealers  :laugh: :lipsrsealed:

if i can come down for free test drives in VXR's  :grin:
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Post by: Diamond Hell on 20 May 2011, 18:04
Most things can be forgiven.... But there is a limit!
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Post by: golf newbie on 20 May 2011, 18:07
Can someone lock this thread.. :rolleyes:
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Post by: JC on 20 May 2011, 19:47
Most things can be forgiven.... But there is a limit!

well how about

 (http://www.tkbeynon.com/AstraVXRVan1.JPG)

 does that exceed the limit  :kiss:
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Post by: lemski on 20 May 2011, 19:53
Get us some astra vxr front seats and I'll talk to you all day chuff. Al even lower the mk2 more for docs rr just for your amusement.
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Post by: Komenda on 20 May 2011, 20:10
I quite like new Vauxhalls  :embarassed:
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Post by: VW BUSH on 20 May 2011, 20:47
Nowt wrong with having a job @ vauxhall, its all about ££££££ :wink:
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Post by: houston on 20 May 2011, 20:50
I quite like new Vauxhalls  :embarassed:

i like the look, but not the drive
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 20 May 2011, 20:53
Can someone lock this thread.. :rolleyes:

Done.
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Post by: JC on 20 May 2011, 22:34
Can someone lock this thread.. :rolleyes:

Done.

  :tongue:
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Post by: VR6Lee on 20 May 2011, 22:37
(http://s226.photobucket.com/albums/dd9/VR6Lee/Ban-Roman.jpg)
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Post by: Agreeable Slick on 20 May 2011, 22:38
Can someone lock this thread.. :rolleyes:

Done.

  :tongue:

:kiss:
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Post by: The Doc on 20 May 2011, 22:39
Get us some astra vxr front seats and I'll talk to you all day chuff. Al even lower the mk2 more for docs rr just for your amusement.

I have a special bit of kit now for dh low golfs  :wink:
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Post by: lemski on 20 May 2011, 23:10
Is that a c spanner doc?
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Post by: JC on 20 May 2011, 23:26
Get us some astra vxr front seats and I'll talk to you all day chuff. Al even lower the mk2 more for docs rr just for your amusement.

I have a special bit of kit now for dh low golfs  :wink:


 (http://media.popularmechanics.com/images/ez-car-crusher-sm-0407.jpg)
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Post by: Lewy on 21 May 2011, 00:22
I get a job at a Vauxhall dealers  :laugh: :lipsrsealed:

Cleaning the windows of the Variety Club Sunshine bus when it's due a service?
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Post by: dazzawest1987 on 21 May 2011, 07:43
What's the job role?
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Post by: MAW73 on 21 May 2011, 08:41
Of course we will, its always good to know who your enemys are :evil:
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Post by: Len on 21 May 2011, 14:28
So have you been offered the job? If so are you wrestling with your conscience? :grin:
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Post by: JC on 21 May 2011, 14:31
had the interview with the agency, they have spoke to the garage, I now have a final interview at the garage this week.  :undecided:

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Post by: Len on 21 May 2011, 14:39
Hope it goes well. Sure we will forgive you! :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Post by: The Doc on 21 May 2011, 14:42
Is that a c spanner doc?

No mate, I'm getting the second set of ramps converted - I'll send some pics when they are done  :wink:
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Post by: RTechUK on 21 May 2011, 14:45
I get a job at a Vauxhall dealers  :laugh: :lipsrsealed:
Yer cheap parts for all my other cars..lol
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Post by: MK3GTI_16Valve on 21 May 2011, 15:06
Vxr would leave most vws on the road...fast cars...the badge has a poor rep over the years but seem to be getting their act together now
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Post by: Len on 25 May 2011, 09:35
Any news on this job Mr Chuff?


Gonna be out of touch for a few days and will miss any end of week developments is all.
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Post by: bobotheclown on 25 May 2011, 10:04
Most things can be forgiven.... But there is a limit!

well how about

 (http://www.tkbeynon.com/AstraVXRVan1.JPG)

 does that exceed the limit  :kiss:

Is there a leak from the radiator in that picture? Maybe that's why it's at the dealers to be fixed?

Seriously, the new Vauxhalls look quite smart. I like the styling direction they are going with their cars. The Corsa's look really good compared to the new Fiesta.

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Post by: Sam on 25 May 2011, 10:08
The MK5 Astra van sport is a beast, a 210bhp derv VAN with a £200 chip. I would have one, just waiting for a drop in price.

mmmmm

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a74/kev_mk3/Random%20Cars/Mk5%20Astras/van1.jpg)


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Post by: JC on 25 May 2011, 10:24
Any news on this job Mr Chuff?


Gonna be out of touch for a few days and will miss any end of week developments is all.


 You must be gifted Lenny , just pulled up on the forecourt, thank god I left loads of time, roads closed on the way here.  :shocked:

Still plenty of time till the interview.

Send us ur number and I will text ya later in the week  :wink:
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Post by: Rhyso on 25 May 2011, 10:24
Good luck bud :afro:
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Post by: Len on 25 May 2011, 10:47
Yeah! Good luck!
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Post by: AlanD on 25 May 2011, 11:14
had the interview with the agency, they have spoke to the garage, I now have a final interview at the garage this week.  :undecided:

Good luck matey :afro:

Im a big fan of the VXRs  :embarassed:
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Post by: SoundillusioN on 25 May 2011, 11:24
(http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/g/good_luck-2476.gif)
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Post by: shepgti on 25 May 2011, 11:29
good job to have, they may even let you drive the insignia vxr monsters eventually :evil:
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Post by: Horney on 25 May 2011, 11:31
Good luck Hombre.

nick
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Post by: delirical on 25 May 2011, 12:47
The MK5 Astra van sport is a beast, a 210bhp derv VAN with a £200 chip. I would have one, just waiting for a drop in price.

mmmmm

(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a74/kev_mk3/Random%20Cars/Mk5%20Astras/van1.jpg)




Urrrrr YUM!!!  :drool:
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Post by: GrandMstRamRod on 25 May 2011, 12:54
as long as you don't drive home in one, im sure it will be fine  :wink:
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Post by: Len on 25 May 2011, 12:57
Long interview! Bodes well I hope!
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Post by: Rhyso on 25 May 2011, 12:59
Long interview! Bodes well I hope!

Either that or he's down the pub drowning his sorrows  :grin: :grin:

Lets hope not though  :wink:
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Post by: Sam on 25 May 2011, 12:59
Or started the interview by sharing a shot of vodka?
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Post by: R32UK on 25 May 2011, 13:35
Vxr would leave most vws on the road...fast cars...the badge has a poor rep over the years but seem to be getting their act together now


what is this jibber jabber you have typed?
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Post by: JC on 25 May 2011, 14:14
well in total i was there for 1hr 45 minutes.  :shocked: 2 person interviewing me.

Not counting owt but it went very well,  and IF it happens i could well be given more work from other people which would mean more money too.  :cool:

Fingers crossed time
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Post by: Horney on 25 May 2011, 14:21
Good stuff mate!
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Post by: Len on 25 May 2011, 14:25
Fingers, toes, hands knees etc.  :wink: :grin:

Sounds like its in the bag!
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Post by: NickH-D on 25 May 2011, 14:31
good luck, sounds like i'view went ok so here's hoping :)

got a new Corsa myself, not the brand new 11plate facelift, but its a 60 plate facelift, still very nicely styled :)
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Post by: F17BAD on 25 May 2011, 15:25
Most things can be forgiven.... But there is a limit!

well how about

 (http://www.tkbeynon.com/AstraVXRVan1.JPG)

 does that exceed the limit  :kiss:

good luck with it pal

this van looks pretty fly actually


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Post by: the_stink on 25 May 2011, 15:31
good stuff dude

what was the job your going for?
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Post by: Jack3559 on 25 May 2011, 16:03
Once you have dealership experience... apply for VW!

Phaeton company car...
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Post by: bobotheclown on 26 May 2011, 13:06
Vxr would leave most vws on the road...fast cars...the badge has a poor rep over the years but seem to be getting their act together now


what is this jibber jabber you have typed?

From a standing start (on a private track) I kept up with an astra vxr. I have a DSG and his was a manual. I didn't beat it as such but neither did the VXR "leave me on the road"

They are quick cars but so are the modern GTi's.
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Post by: bobotheclown on 26 May 2011, 13:07
well in total i was there for 1hr 45 minutes.  :shocked: 2 person interviewing me.

Not counting owt but it went very well,  and IF it happens i could well be given more work from other people which would mean more money too.  :cool:

Fingers crossed time

Best of luck.
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Post by: R32UK on 26 May 2011, 13:41
Vxr would leave most vws on the road...fast cars...the badge has a poor rep over the years but seem to be getting their act together now


what is this jibber jabber you have typed?

From a standing start (on a private track) I kept up with an astra vxr. I have a DSG and his was a manual. I didn't beat it as such but neither did the VXR "leave me on the road"

They are quick cars but so are the modern GTi's.

I have not had a vxr beat me as yet... in fact the last one i went passed i even managed to find time to wave and see the passenger laughing at his mate driving  :lipsrsealed:
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Post by: the_stink on 26 May 2011, 13:59
Vxr would leave most vws on the road...fast cars...the badge has a poor rep over the years but seem to be getting their act together now


what is this jibber jabber you have typed?

From a standing start (on a private track) I kept up with an astra vxr. I have a DSG and his was a manual. I didn't beat it as such but neither did the VXR "leave me on the road"

They are quick cars but so are the modern GTi's.

I have not had a vxr beat me as yet... in fact the last one i went passed i even managed to find time to wave and see the passenger laughing at his mate driving  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin: .:R Power FTW
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Post by: Jack3559 on 26 May 2011, 14:02
Thought that said P Rover then...

(http://gallery.mg-rover.org/data/578/medium/59211971_Rover_P6_3500_V8_1_.jpg)
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Post by: R32UK on 26 May 2011, 14:04
Vxr would leave most vws on the road...fast cars...the badge has a poor rep over the years but seem to be getting their act together now


what is this jibber jabber you have typed?

From a standing start (on a private track) I kept up with an astra vxr. I have a DSG and his was a manual. I didn't beat it as such but neither did the VXR "leave me on the road"

They are quick cars but so are the modern GTi's.

I have not had a vxr beat me as yet... in fact the last one i went passed i even managed to find time to wave and see the passenger laughing at his mate driving  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin: .:R Power FTW

Revo'd GTI now mate  :lipsrsealed: :grin:


although the R32 had them nailed end of.
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Post by: AlanD on 26 May 2011, 15:29
VXRs can be quite . . . interesting when it comes to actually moving the steering wheel around a bend.
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Post by: shepgti on 26 May 2011, 15:49
Vxr would leave most vws on the road...fast cars...the badge has a poor rep over the years but seem to be getting their act together now


what is this jibber jabber you have typed?

From a standing start (on a private track) I kept up with an astra vxr. I have a DSG and his was a manual. I didn't beat it as such but neither did the VXR "leave me on the road"

They are quick cars but so are the modern GTi's.

I have not had a vxr beat me as yet... in fact the last one i went passed i even managed to find time to wave and see the passenger laughing at his mate driving  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin: .:R Power FTW

Revo'd GTI now mate  :lipsrsealed: :grin:


although the R32 had them nailed end of.


tbh he was probly laughing at your overpriced overweight golf  :wink:


couple of facts;

an astra vxr is more powerful than a new gti and is lighter, also better looking.


as for the new R the focus rs is quicker, lighter and better looking.


all in all the new golfs are over priced and boring.

please dont confuse these facts with me defending vxr's as i own one or that im jeaolous of the new golfs as this is not the case, I am mearly stating motoring facts that MANY snobs(particularly on this site) overlook and it annoys me
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Post by: AlanD on 26 May 2011, 15:53
^^^^^^

:D :D :D :D

Everything you just said there is wrong.

As I said earlier in the thread I quite like the VXRs but them along with the quite frankly shocking body kit on the RS all have 0 class. You can keep your torque and under steer thanks. Ill take the Golf all day long.
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Post by: Jack3559 on 26 May 2011, 16:24
VXRs and Focus RSs just look cheap and tacky in my opinion.

Although I see where you're coming about newer golfs looking boring. I think all new cars are boring looking compared to their older counterparts.

Each to their own though.
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Post by: R32UK on 26 May 2011, 19:16
tbh he was probly laughing at your overpriced overweight golf  :wink:


couple of facts;

an astra vxr is more powerful than a new gti and is lighter, also better looking.


as for the new R the focus rs is quicker, lighter and better looking.


all in all the new golfs are over priced and boring.

please dont confuse these facts with me defending vxr's as i own one or that im jeaolous of the new golfs as this is not the case, I am mearly stating motoring facts that MANY snobs(particularly on this site) overlook and it annoys me

Nothing do with snobbery. I have owned the cars mentioned?? Have you??

The R32 would murder a VXR around a track. The only chance a VXR would have is on a straight... usually straight into a hedge.

My GTI has had many VXR's nailed. None more so when it comes round abouts... you can physically see then bouncing about like a hooker on a pogo stick.

As for your FACTS... the golf maybe over priced but they hold their value better and out sell the Vauxhalls by a considerable margin.

Once a cheapskate always a cheapskate... If you want to look stupid in your vauxhall, take a break from it when you are on the net. as you were fella :wink:
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Post by: Komenda on 26 May 2011, 19:28

Here are some facts for you

Feaces RS 1:29.3
Mkv R32 1:30.4
Astra VXR 1:33.0
Mk5 gti 1:33.7

Fact VXR can not put it's power down.
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Post by: golf-sib on 26 May 2011, 19:29
Vxr would leave most vws on the road...fast cars...the badge has a poor rep over the years but seem to be getting their act together now


what is this jibber jabber you have typed?

From a standing start (on a private track) I kept up with an astra vxr. I have a DSG and his was a manual. I didn't beat it as such but neither did the VXR "leave me on the road"

They are quick cars but so are the modern GTi's.

I have not had a vxr beat me as yet... in fact the last one i went passed i even managed to find time to wave and see the passenger laughing at his mate driving  :lipsrsealed:

 :grin: .:R Power FTW

Revo'd GTI now mate  :lipsrsealed: :grin:


although the R32 had them nailed end of.


tbh he was probly laughing at your overpriced overweight golf  :wink:


couple of facts;

an astra vxr is more powerful than a new gti and is lighter, also better looking.


as for the new R the focus rs is quicker, lighter and better looking.


all in all the new golfs are over priced and boring.

please dont confuse these facts with me defending vxr's as i own one or that im jeaolous of the new golfs as this is not the case, I am mearly stating motoring facts that MANY snobs(particularly on this site) overlook and it annoys me

Oh no you didn't... have you seen cars race on a track and on the street?

A Ford RS and VXR both mapped could not keep up with a Leon Cupra R mk2 remapped (or s3, same sh!t under the bonnet)... The RS is over rated and the figures ford claim have been "slightly" off.

The RS and the VXR struggles against a stock Leon Cupra R...

I don't know where you get your figures from or your claims but they are a bit far fetched...
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Post by: bobotheclown on 26 May 2011, 19:30
what was that about vxr in a straight line quicker? Admittedly it has DSG.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdtzVQZOzX4
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Post by: bobotheclown on 26 May 2011, 19:35
Civic Type R EP3 beating a VXR? From this vid thought it seems the VXR driver was a novice at this type of thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwsPs0vyJ08&feature=related
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Post by: shepgti on 26 May 2011, 19:42
haha love how a mention of vauxhall or ford riles modern vw owners :grin: :grin:
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Post by: R32UK on 26 May 2011, 19:46
haha love how a mention of vauxhall or ford riles modern vw owners :grin: :grin:
nothing to do with brands... just people talking sh!t. like you were
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Post by: AlanD on 26 May 2011, 20:06
haha love how a mention of vauxhall or ford riles modern vw owners :grin: :grin:
nothing to do with brands... just people talking sh!t. like you were

After reading what I and others wrote I just KNEW that would be the reply :rolleyes:
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Post by: Komenda on 26 May 2011, 20:13
(http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0907/backtracking-demotivational-poster-1247540249.jpg)
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Post by: JC on 26 May 2011, 20:22
and i got the job,  :grin:
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Post by: Komenda on 26 May 2011, 20:23

You'll have to get me a test drive in one these lightweight VXRs  :grin:
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Post by: golf-sib on 26 May 2011, 20:46
Congrats Chuff,

It's the nonsense that people come out with. If a car is faster I will admit to it, hell I even own a slow mk4 1.8T, its not just about bhp, take torque into account and how the power is delivered and distributed, so you cannot just rely on what Mr. Sales man has told you about how awesome the VXR is. The VXR is by no means fun or fast from my experience (it is fast but not in comparison to other cars on the market).

Just wish I had recordings at what a VXR did to my mk4 and what a mk2 Leon Cupra R did to my golf in terms off getting away in the tunnel at QE2, both remapped and then what the 2.0T Cupra did to the VXR  :evil:

This can go on all day, go outside, find a 2.0T S3 or Cupra and watch how it will embarrass the VXR... as you seem not to believe it for some strange reason... I've been surprised by what some cars can do, like a banged up corsa with a red top engine, but plain figures mean nothing like what you quoted.
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Post by: shepgti on 26 May 2011, 23:07
backtracking? i stated a point in saying the astra was quicker than the gti which you then backed up with your own figures  :rolleyes:


Here are some facts for you

Feaces RS 1:29.3
Mkv R32 1:30.4
Astra VXR 1:33.0
Mk5 gti 1:33.7

Fact VXR can not put it's power down.
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Post by: Horney on 26 May 2011, 23:16
Well done chuff!

Nick
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Post by: golf-sib on 26 May 2011, 23:31
Oh dear... why did you compare it to a 2.0T mk5 with a k03, thats just a mk4 in a fancy dress...... what you comparing a mk5 astra vxr (235bhp?) to a mk5 golf? I'm comparing the later 2.0T TSI/TFSI engines, the one on the Cupra R and S3 that push 260bhp stock, and the Cupra R is £19k same as the VXR I believe with more bang for the buck by a mile.
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Post by: DubFan on 27 May 2011, 02:21
Nice one Chuff.

Now what's the actual job, can't believe they'd take 1hr45min to interview you for a car washing job  :laugh:
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Post by: Komenda on 27 May 2011, 08:02
backtracking? i stated a point in saying the astra was quicker than the gti which you then backed up with your own figures  :rolleyes:


Here are some facts for you

Feaces RS 1:29.3
Mkv R32 1:30.4
Astra VXR 1:33.0
Mk5 gti 1:33.7

Fact VXR can not put it's power down.

I believe you said the VXR is faster and lighter, given its horse power advantage .7 isn't faster its basically the same and a mk6 will improve on that time again, again with less power than the VXR.

If you want to hang on to .7 of a second to back up your comment. Of course a better man would concede his point and gain a lot more respect from it.
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Post by: Diamond Hell on 27 May 2011, 08:10
Congratulations, Chuff.

Timely and the right result for you.  :cool:
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Post by: R32UK on 27 May 2011, 09:35
backtracking? i stated a point in saying the astra was quicker than the gti which you then backed up with your own figures  :rolleyes:


Here are some facts for you

Feaces RS 1:29.3
Mkv R32 1:30.4
Astra VXR 1:33.0
Mk5 gti 1:33.7

Fact VXR can not put it's power down.

I think you will also find the fatty R32 will be showing your VXR a clean pair of heels... anything other than perfectly dry road and you can add another 5secs or so to that time, lighter, more powerful, faster VXR  :laugh: