Author Topic: help i can't get ridd of this bird s**T!!!  (Read 1678 times)

Offline Deadlock

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help i can't get ridd of this bird s**T!!!
« on: 04 June 2004, 14:10 »
 :'( :'( :'(

Some nasty smelly rodent flying c**k su**ing bird sh!t on my car a few days ago, just did a good clean, got it all off BUT a stain is left on the bonnet and it aint small, how the f*** do i get this stain off ive tried all the cleaning stuff ive got, NO LUCK >:(

hELP, (ok stop laughing now!)
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Re:help i can't get ridd of this bird s**T!!!
« Reply #1 on: 04 June 2004, 14:29 »
i didnt laugh mate, honest  ;D

claybar will shift it if you're a perfectionist.
im a lazy b*stard however and use industrial strength truck wash! (always wear rubber gloves when handling that stuff)
either way you'll need to put a good coat of wax on after.

Chris.

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Re:help i can't get ridd of this bird s**T!!!
« Reply #2 on: 04 June 2004, 14:31 »
forgot to mention.. there's a "cosmetics" section on here, usually a good place to ask about cleaning etc..

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Re:help i can't get ridd of this bird s**T!!!
« Reply #3 on: 04 June 2004, 19:48 »
petrol should get it off but wash it off quickly as its not exactly good for your paint, thats what i use for tar, stubborn bird crap and tree sap

have a nice day

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Re:help i can't get ridd of this bird s**T!!!
« Reply #4 on: 04 June 2004, 21:33 »
guess what,

Just after typing my first msg, I went out to feed my Lady, went to show her the stain and it was gone, don't ask, cos I don't konw either ??? :o

I used autoglym quick glass cleaner, (can be used on all parts of the car) picked it up from the NEC Motor Show, but when I sprayed it on the stain it didn't go!! All i can say is the birds are playing tricks on me!
If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.