Hammering along the C road from Cartmel to the A590 (Egg Pudding Lane) I apexed one RH corner to find a hedge cutter astride both lanes (narrow). The brake assist, traction control and abs all came on and the GTI avoided the numpty (I know him well). I don't like the steering on the GTI but when the chips are down it works really well.
If I'd hit him I would most likely survive in a Golf. Not sure about a Lupo.