I'd position it in the bin before I put it there.
What about on the ashtray area cover thingy?
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On the clocks?
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I'm sure you guys will work it out!
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Bottom of the b pillar
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on the strip above the glovebox...
i would love a better location, i.e ashtray cover, but VW have decided on that location and to be proper i guess we will have to follow it, i guess its no worse than the 25th plaque

i guess we could have Gulf knock us up some special ones for a better location too