Gah!
This must be like herding cats, Robin? 
....Or like getting chickens into their pen for the night! They don't understand when you tell them that Mr Fox will be around after dark.
I've still got the scars from chasing a cat - Loooong story! But think "Tom & Jerry"

P.S.- I'm cool about it all - I've already got my carbonfibre VW badges!
