By the sounds of it of late lots of edition 30's have been taken a hammering! with the odd knock, scrape etc!
Yeah sounds like September's not a good month for ED30s. Must remember this for next year!
I will be Poor old "Mr Standard Ed30" there, so ill just have to be as shiny as possible!
At least you have DSG to console yourself! I've got a manual!
I bet know though, i will win the "Most stone chips award "in the GTi 5 catagory! 
And I'll win the most scrapes/poorest presentation.
Anybody have any idea what time we're all meeting up, how long it'll take and estimated time of finishing?
EDIT: This'll be my first offline meet of any forum/car group ever. Is there a protocol? Should I bring something?