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Offline Nimrod

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Brilliant! THIS is how to modyour car!
« on: 27 April 2004, 13:06 »
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Offline lowgolf

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Re:Brilliant! THIS is how to modyour car!
« Reply #1 on: 27 April 2004, 13:14 »
I just couldnt stop laughing all the way through that  ;D
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Offline gazzagtiT

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Re:Brilliant! THIS is how to modyour car!
« Reply #2 on: 28 April 2004, 18:34 »
At least he was taking the p1ss this bloke wasnt, i no its old for some of u lot but he's the original boy racer plonker!! an there's a few new people here that would appreciate.
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/gazfives/my_clio_rsi.htm
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Its all better now very shiny, but now the windows have gone again! and shocks are squeaking like mice!!aarrgghhh

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Re:Brilliant! THIS is how to modyour car!
« Reply #3 on: 28 April 2004, 22:14 »
Ahhh, but bless them all. The fact is that a Nova or a Cavi are the only cars that accessorise with Burberry baseball caps. That's the problem. Plus, Vauxhalls must be easier to nick than VW's, cause i'd put money on serious lack of insurance on most of their gallery. Warms ya heart..... Now where's me sovereign ring?? Our lass, get ya hooters out coz Max Power's here andwipe the bairn's arse......
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Re:Brilliant! THIS is how to modyour car!
« Reply #4 on: 28 April 2004, 22:17 »
Greeny, got any pics of your wheels yet?
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Offline antgti

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Re:Brilliant! THIS is how to modyour car!
« Reply #5 on: 30 April 2004, 02:59 »
Quote from: gazzagtiT on 28 April 2004, 18:34
At least he was taking the p1ss this bloke wasnt, i no its old for some of u lot but he's the original boy racer plonker!! an there's a few new people here that would appreciate.
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/gazfives/my_clio_rsi.htm

I read this one with interest, it seems a nice clio, done the usuall things we all did ( apart from eco tek valve, twit, whats that gonna do, it's not performace, if i remember they were brought out for the rough idling pug 205 gti) and then i see his 0-60, 8secs thats ok for a 1.8 RSi, then he says the list of cars he's beaten, some of the cars he claims to have beaten are:-

Fiesta RS Turbo (he says fiesta are pants)
Fiesta RS1800 (damn quick motor in its day)
Escort RS Turbo series 1 and 2, Mk5 RS2000
206 GTi, ummm right
306 GTi 6 and not forgetting the 306 Rallye, he's done um
Saxo VTS, he did this but admits to not being able to do a106 GTi (thats a puzzler)
Managed to beat a Calibra turbo, he is the man, i mean there only like 6 secs to 60, pah easy in the Clio
All golf's except R32, there monsters, cos the 4-motion is so slow.

I'd love to meet him and open up the Diesel on him, pricks like him live in bloody dreamland.

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Re:Brilliant! THIS is how to modyour car!
« Reply #6 on: 03 May 2004, 12:54 »
yeah he did things we all did, but its the coments like, went the corner an he's stick on exhaust fell off!!! an the clio still looks sh1t !! ;D
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Its all better now very shiny, but now the windows have gone again! and shocks are squeaking like mice!!aarrgghhh
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