Got a letter from the insurers of the chap in front of me today, holding me responsible for his damage.
Not that surprised really, most of the people who work in insurance are muppets, the chap did confirm I was stationary and was shunted in to him, I hope he's not now changed his tune ...
Car goes in for repairs on Tuesday, Lindvale VW, Chelmsford, getting the 'yips' about it, anyone would think my (non-existant) wife was going in to labour

(pregnancy, not the political party...)