I don't think he'd understand that, he looks a bit "bling bling chav init bruv" so the note would read:
"u is a right stropyee f**k aint ya, wave at dem bruvs in dem MK2 Golfs init!"
I know that guy Jay. He is a proper sweet geezer, proper 'as it when out, legend don' ya think me ol china?
As you found out mate..... thats how all my neihbours talk, yes i live in a rough part of Milton Keynes

Keep the MK2 wave going, even to the miserable tw@ts!