So Cupra is cheaper and faster, and sportier...
Would I buy it?
HEEEEEEL NO!
And no need for "what if E30 had better breaks and DSG and springs, surely it would beat Cupra and maybe even S3", because I don't give a scheisse
Barry said it best:
Don't go changing, trying to please me
You never let me down before
I don't imagine you're too familiar
And I don't see you anymore
I would not leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I'll take the bad times
I'll take you just the way you are