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Offline Mrs Futbus

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #50 on: 02 February 2008, 23:49 »
How many screws in a lesbians bed???










None










its all tounge and groove!!!

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Offline Mrs Futbus

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #51 on: 02 February 2008, 23:51 »
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur????














A lick-a-lotta pus

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Offline Mrs Futbus

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #52 on: 02 February 2008, 23:53 »
What do men and patios have in common??














Lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years!!!!

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Offline Mrs Futbus

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #53 on: 02 February 2008, 23:55 »
A blonde calls the firebrigade and says her house is on fire,

they ask how they get there


she says











Helllooooo  In the f**king big red lorry!!!!!
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Offline Mrs Futbus

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #54 on: 02 February 2008, 23:57 »
News just in




Jeremy Beadle didn't Die from pnemonia.















He was playing cards and put down a dodgy hand





Ok
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leaving
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Offline raferackstraw

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #55 on: 03 February 2008, 00:03 »
following the untimely death of jeremy beadle today it has been decided that a minutes silence wuold be the most fitting tribute.
this will be held at midday tomorrow when the big hand reaches the little hand!
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Offline Hurdy

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #56 on: 03 February 2008, 00:13 »
How do you keep a dumb blonde busy for hours?

Page down.....




















































































Page up............... :grin:
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Offline Mrs Futbus

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #57 on: 03 February 2008, 10:51 »
Blonde takes her car to the garage, fearing an expensive bill. 

But the mechanic returns in 2 mins with the car fixed "nothin serious love................just sh*t in the filter"




She replies









"really, how often do I have to do that?"



  :grin: :grin: :grin:
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Offline pink witch

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #58 on: 03 February 2008, 20:58 »
why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

so people dont think they're lesbians.
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Offline alcamistdvd

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Re: Just a quick non PC joke.
« Reply #59 on: 03 February 2008, 23:45 »
what do you call a russian prostitute?













onyabackyab!tch. :smiley:
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