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[VR6_Wherry]

Guy says to his wife, “Alright you sexy thing, upstairs, now!”
The wife looks at him with a smile and says “Ohhhh, you horny fatherless son you!”
Guy reples “No seriously, the football is starting… f**k off upstairs!”

I think Guy is a nice bloke, very good at cleaning cars aswell 

huh??? 

Guy

Good joke, made me LOL 

*Sorry for the SPAM*

[MissGTI]

Husband says to his wife “Do you fancy playing the rape game?” Wife says, “No.” Husband replies “That’s the spirit!”

[Hulmie]

Kate Middleton

The first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed

[moutains]

guy jumps from a plane tries to open his chute hes pulling and tugging to no avail suddenly sees a guy comin up he shouts do you know anything about parachutes the guy coming up shouts do you know anything about gas cookers!

[The Mighty Elvi]

Kate Middleton

The first person to squeeze into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed The French Pathologist.

corrected for you.   

[jimmyb]

My mate says i relate everything to playing cards, what a joker

[The Mighty Elvi]

My mate says i relate everything to playing cards, what a joker

Yeah, he sounds like a right card.

[Guy]

Guy says to his wife, “Alright you sexy thing, upstairs, now!”
The wife looks at him with a smile and says “Ohhhh, you horny fatherless son you!”
Guy reples “No seriously, the football is starting… f**k off upstairs!”

I think Guy is a nice bloke, very good at cleaning cars aswell 

huh??? 

Guy

Good joke, made me LOL 

*Sorry for the SPAM*

[MrBounce]

Kate Middleton goes to see the Queen and says "Whenever I suck William's c0ck I get terrible acid indigestion"

The Queen replies "Have you tried Andrew's?"

[2001gti4]

My mate says i relate everything to playing cards, what a joker

Yeah, he sounds like a right card.

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