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Offline Neo Badness

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #460 on: 07 January 2010, 16:59 »
What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexics Association









Ok no more dyslexic jokes....
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Offline DarnPB

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #461 on: 07 January 2010, 21:45 »
Old McDonald was dislexic,
I.O.E.I.A!!

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #462 on: 07 January 2010, 22:07 »
What lurks when girls are asleep?




























Me  :grin: :grin: :grin:


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Offline Neo Badness

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #463 on: 08 January 2010, 00:59 »
Rape is no laughing matter, unless you're raping a clown...

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Offline petrolh34d

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #464 on: 08 January 2010, 11:22 »
What's about a foot long and makes women scream?



Cot death
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Offline Neo Badness

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #465 on: 08 January 2010, 12:39 »
What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out of your Grandads trousers? Your Gran.
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Offline MrBounce

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #466 on: 13 January 2010, 15:30 »
Harvey says to Jordan:

"Mummy I wanna be a teacher when I grow up"

Jordan replies:

"That's wonderful darling. Maybe when you can get your own pupils under control..."  :evil:
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Offline Matty-MK3

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #467 on: 13 January 2010, 21:35 »
2slow MK4's are fast. :grin:
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Does that make my willy look bigger?

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Offline mumbles

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #468 on: 14 January 2010, 00:25 »
A woman gets home from nightshift and decides to wake her husband by giving him oral sex. It's dark as she slides under the duvet, pulls his foreskin back and performs her dirty deed. She then goes to the bathroom to clean up and finds her husband in there shaving. "WHAT THE F*$K ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?" she yells! "Ssshhh" her husband says "you'll wake your dad"  :grin:
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Wouldn't be fun if it was easy, but does it have to be this much fun?

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Offline MrBounce

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #469 on: 14 January 2010, 14:49 »
With all the ice and snow on the pavements the council are trying to keep the kids from walking in the middle of the road. They have bought a new machine which they hope will frighten the kids out of the way.

They have called it the Gary Gritter.
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