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Offline MrBounce

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #450 on: 19 December 2009, 17:18 »
I saw a scarecrow having a very unsuccesful w4nk the other day.

He was clutching at straws...  :grin:
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Offline whiter_than_white

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« Reply #451 on: 19 December 2009, 22:13 »
my thalidomide friend entered a wanking contest, asked him how he did, he said he never come anywhere
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #452 on: 19 December 2009, 23:26 »
Quote from: jasonwinslow on 18 December 2009, 16:29
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy...

:grin:

hahaha quality
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« Reply #453 on: 23 December 2009, 12:07 »
an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar





















I can't remember the rest but your mum's a whore!!!
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« Reply #454 on: 23 December 2009, 12:51 »
Just got these on me phone.......


Fantastic! I've just discovered Twitter. Its my girlfriends sensitive area between the twit & the sh!tter.....



Jingle, jingle little very *friendly* person, let me stick it in ur butt, when u scream ill pull it out, not before u hear me shout, Santas next hes on his way, jingle, jingle all the way!!
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Offline petrolh34d

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #455 on: 05 January 2010, 17:01 »
Three pregnant women are sitting in a circle chatting and knitting. They're sitting knitting away, and the forst one pops a tablet in her mouth.

"What was that?" the others inquire.
"It was an iron tablet, I want my baby to be born with good blood." she replied.

So they're sitting knitting away, and one of the other women pops a tablet in her mouth and exclaims,

"I'm on the vitamin tablets myself, doctor says it'll give my baby the best start in life."

and once again they resume knitting away. The third woman then pops a tablet in her mouth and continues knitting. Curious, the other two women ask.

"And what kind of tablets are you on!"

"Thalidomide... I can't get these f*ckin' arms knitted at all!"
« Last Edit: 06 January 2010, 14:13 by petrolh34d »
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Offline luke

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #456 on: 05 January 2010, 19:33 »
did you hear about the dyslexic drug dealer?
he was selling f's.
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« Reply #457 on: 05 January 2010, 23:58 »
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

He bought a warehouse...
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« Reply #458 on: 06 January 2010, 10:52 »
did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?

he sold his soul to santa
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« Reply #459 on: 07 January 2010, 10:51 »
a ventriloquist is touring his act. doing his show one night with his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde shouts
''ive heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes, what does the colour of a persons hair have to do with their worth as a human being? its men like you who keep women like me from being respected!!''

the red faced ventriloquist begins to apologise but the blonde shouts to him
'' you stay out of this, im talking to that little tw@t on your knee''
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