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Offline johnsgti

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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #350 on: 17 May 2009, 16:48 »
A poem for those affected by the credit crunch. There was a young man called Dave, who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was mouldy and sh!tty with only 1 titty, but look at the money he saved.
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Offline xAx

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« Reply #351 on: 19 May 2009, 10:57 »
Say what you will about Jordan and Peter Andres marriage, it still lasted longer than Jade Goodys
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« Reply #352 on: 20 May 2009, 14:43 »
Alcohol free lager, its like going down on your sister, it tastes the same but it just aint right. :tongue:
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #353 on: 20 May 2009, 15:45 »
As you may or may not know, im not Racist but this made me really laugh.

Have you ever noticed, if you re arrange the word "immigrant" and add a few more letters it spells out..............

f**k off home, you hairy faced, sandal wearing, bomb making, benefit grabbing, smelly rag head bastards!


How wierd is that!!
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« Reply #354 on: 20 May 2009, 20:42 »
so jordan and peter have broke up i bet harvey didint see that coming
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Re: Jokes section - **May Offend** try not to spam too much!!
« Reply #355 on: 22 May 2009, 20:01 »
what do 54,00 uk woman who suffer domestic violence every year have in common?




They dont fecking well listen do they!
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Offline johnsgti

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« Reply #356 on: 23 May 2009, 16:38 »
Michael Jackson is teaching his son to masturbate.. His boy says: "This is great dad!".. Jacko says: "Just wait till your 13 and you use your own cock!"...
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« Reply #357 on: 23 May 2009, 22:04 »


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« Reply #358 on: 27 May 2009, 18:14 »
Has anyone seen my Camoflage Jacket?
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« Reply #359 on: 29 May 2009, 09:53 »
i had a terrible dream last night, so bad infact i woke up screaming
dreamt i had a boyle on the end of my knob. it was no ordinary boyle....

it was susan boyle

URGH
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