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[bully79]

What has a spider and Whitney Houston got have in common.They both can't get out of the bath....

[VW BUSH]

Swallowed some Scrabble squares today, could spell trouble when I next have a sh!t

[murraymint]

Whitney Houston got a new film coming out!.... The bodybag

[Ant1981]

What has a spider and Whitney Houston got have in common.They both can't get out of the bath....

That's the more PC version of that joke, if it could ever be called PC.

[PenguinGTI]

Taken from Ragestache... but it amused me.

"Want to hear a dirty joke?

...Yeah...

...A boy fell in mud.

 

Want to hear a clean joke?

... Yeah...

... The boy got clean in a bath with bubbles.

 

Want to hear another dirty joke?

... Ok...

...Bubbles is the girl next door.  "

[VR6_Wherry]

My friend told me that Davey Jones from the Monkees died, i didn't believe her... then i saw her face!


Now i'm a bereaver!

[dubber36]

Paddy - "I've been trying to sell my car for weeks, but no one want's to buy it"
Murphy - "How many miles has it done?"
Paddy - "109,000 miles"
Murphy - "That's very high, why don't you wind the clock back?"
Paddy - "That's a good idea"

A couple of weeks later, Murphy sees Paddy in the pub and asks how he got on selling his car. "Why should I want to sell it now" says Paddy. "It's only done 49,000 miles"

[slimwadey]

A man i walking through a graveyard and sees a man squatting down next to a headstone


Morning! the man says

the other man replies: Nah just having a sh!t

[Jay]

In America, flipping the bird means an offensive gesture using your middle finger.
In Britain, flipping the bird means it's time for anal.

[justalex81]

a father came home to find his daughter masturbating with a cucumber. "that's disgusting!" he said, "i've got to eat that later and now it's gonna taste like salad!"