Author Topic: WHITE RULES!  (Read 10033 times)

DannyBoyR32

  • Guest
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #30 on: 05 December 2007, 23:12 »
sorry been away conducting more tests

the result

black is best/fastest

this has now been scientifically proven

 :smug:

Offline maxamus

  • I live here
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,221
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #31 on: 05 December 2007, 23:20 »

The BEST GTI club ever.

Rule 1 - Thy shall wash your car every weekend (weather permitting)
Rule 2 - Always park it under a streetlamp (looks amazing)


More rules welcomed!!


Rule 3 - Never talk about black club
Rule 4 - Take amazing photos and post on golfgtiforum.co.uk to annoy persons with candy white gti's

Offline Hurdy

  • Serious forum addict
  • *
  • Posts: 8,466
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #32 on: 05 December 2007, 23:28 »
sorry been away conducting more tests

the result

black is best/fastest

this has now been scientifically proven

 :smug:

Breaking news.......Breaking news..........
Awesome GTI have just this moment confirmed that Silver has just taken over again as the fastest colour.

A combination of rolling roads, diagnostics and careful analysis along with a thorough road test have proved undeniably that this is a positive result for silver. :smug: :nerd:
Seat Leon Cupra Black 290 DSG

Offline maxamus

  • I live here
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,221
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #33 on: 05 December 2007, 23:41 »
Silver looks great on post colour television era  :evil:  :evil:  :evil: :laugh:  :laugh:

DannyBoyR32

  • Guest
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #34 on: 05 December 2007, 23:45 »
sorry been away conducting more tests

the result

black is best/fastest

this has now been scientifically proven

 :smug:


i gotta ask you hurdy, what qualifications do you have?

i've got a phd is talking BS! it took me 5 years to get that!!!
Breaking news.......Breaking news..........
Awesome GTI have just this moment confirmed that Silver has just taken over again as the fastest colour.

A combination of rolling roads, diagnostics and careful analysis along with a thorough road test have proved undeniably that this is a positive result for silver. :smug: :nerd:

Offline Hurdy

  • Serious forum addict
  • *
  • Posts: 8,466
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #35 on: 06 December 2007, 00:51 »
sorry been away conducting more tests

the result

black is best/fastest

this has now been scientifically proven

 :smug:


i gotta ask you hurdy, what qualifications do you have?

i've got a phd is talking BS! it took me 5 years to get that!!!
Breaking news.......Breaking news..........
Awesome GTI have just this moment confirmed that Silver has just taken over again as the fastest colour.

A combination of rolling roads, diagnostics and careful analysis along with a thorough road test have proved undeniably that this is a positive result for silver. :smug: :nerd:

Qualifications? Moi?

40+ years in the University of Life :wink:
Seat Leon Cupra Black 290 DSG

Peskarik

  • Guest
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #36 on: 06 December 2007, 08:23 »

The BEST GTI club ever.

Rule 1 - Thy shall wash your car every weekend (weather permitting)
Rule 2 - Always park it under a streetlamp (looks amazing)


More rules welcomed!!


Rule 3 - Never talk about black club
Rule 4 - Take amazing photos and post on golfgtiforum.co.uk to annoy persons with candy white gti's

 :laugh:
black = common + do not see difference between cars unless you really look for them, but
black is great, I agree

Offline Andy B

  • GTI forum regular
  • ***
  • Posts: 217
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #37 on: 06 December 2007, 08:39 »
Methinks the black car owners doeth protest too much!  :laugh:

Of course black is nice. I'd even go so far as to say that every colour is nice (I'm so generous!).

However, black is done to death... Every repmobile is black. Grey and silver...again, done to death. The motorway is stuffed with grey...

That is, perhaps, why motor manufacturers are tripping over themselves to show their new products in white.

-practical (people get out your way thinking you're the cops)
-practical again (return to your car on a hot summer's day and it won't be so hot!)
-practical a third time (looks great dirty!)
-practical yet again (easy to find your car in a car park!)

-exclusive (everyone goes for black or metallic)
-traditional - White is the colour of the original golf (not sure about that actually, but never mind!)

-faster... Yes, unbelievably, 60mph in a white car is a full 10% quicker than 60mph in any other colour* (*this may not be entirely true)


...and most of all

-sexy and cool... just like me!  :tongue:

So, black owners, be happy that you have a great car in a great colour. Grey owners - be happy that you didn't choose tornado red. But white is *the* colour for the 21st century!



Peskarik

  • Guest
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #38 on: 06 December 2007, 10:10 »
Methinks the black car owners doeth protest too much!  :laugh:

Of course black is nice. I'd even go so far as to say that every colour is nice (I'm so generous!).

However, black is done to death... Every repmobile is black. Grey and silver...again, done to death. The motorway is stuffed with grey...

That is, perhaps, why motor manufacturers are tripping over themselves to show their new products in white.

-practical (people get out your way thinking you're the cops)
-practical again (return to your car on a hot summer's day and it won't be so hot!)
-practical a third time (looks great dirty!)
-practical yet again (easy to find your car in a car park!)

-exclusive (everyone goes for black or metallic)
-traditional - White is the colour of the original golf (not sure about that actually, but never mind!)

-faster... Yes, unbelievably, 60mph in a white car is a full 10% quicker than 60mph in any other colour* (*this may not be entirely true)


...and most of all

-sexy and cool... just like me!  :tongue:

So, black owners, be happy that you have a great car in a great colour. Grey owners - be happy that you didn't choose tornado red. But white is *the* colour for the 21st century!




hear hear!  :laugh:

Offline maxamus

  • I live here
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,221
Re: WHITE RULES!
« Reply #39 on: 06 December 2007, 11:17 »

Most of the white cars i see on the road are generally driven by women who have "princess on board" stickers out the rear window  :evil:  :laugh: