Embarasing Mk3 on ebay

[boneybradley]

I am watching this now!! any body want to join me?? 
mght need to ask a few questions tho like ....w.t.f and why!!

[Guy]

any questions we could ask to get him digging around under the bonnet for hours just to check something tiny and insignificant?? 

[Sgt Apone]

O M G i dont know much but i do know thats the biggest pile of sh*te ive ever seen!! and why the hell has someone even bidded on it??!!
oh well maybe its good for banger racing.

[billy_vw]

Is that a fire extinguisher i see by the console?
He will need that when i go and burn the fekkin $h!te. 

[Lewism3]

Built in Germany, f**ked over in London. Sad end to what was probably a decent car. 

[Britman]

i know the types that will buy it

that is a seriously ugly front bumper, its jsut looks very oddly proportioned alround and has not modified skirts etc

most body kits look bad but thats an abomination

i only like smoothed bodykits really, all these weired designs looks so sh!t all angled look bad enough on novas saxos etc

[firstgolfgti]

I was trying to think where i'd seen skirting like that ...
oh yeah on a hovercraft!!

[DaveGTiMK]

Talk to me, I will make ya an offer of £4.99 and a bag of chips, say no more, I know its a good offer!

[patch900]

8v engines arent the most attractive engine in the world but his looks bloody awful

the whole engine bay looks like someone took a massive dump in it and on the rest of the car as well

someone ask him a question please

[DaveGTiMK]

what sort of question?

scuse me mate have you minced a sheep in that engine bay?