« Reply #17 on: 11 August 2007, 00:02 »
A classic example of why you shouldn't give them the "bird" unless you are prepared to deal with the fall out. You never know who is in the car in front and sometimes it just isn't worth the hassle. Personally I just remain calm, after all, it's only driving and life is too sort.
Still, if you insist on hand gestures then I can recommend this for the inevitable fallout:
http://www.krav-maga.org.uk/ - works for me.
I did that myself last night to a complete tool in a 1.2 Polo who wouldn't yield when I flashed him then decided it would be funny to flash the brake lights at me. I undertook him with the middle finger on display and he was furious going by his body language as I looked in the rear view mirror. Unfortunatley I got stuck at some lights a couple of miles later and he came up behind me , still irate , jumped out of the car , approached my car and stood shouting at me at the drivers side window. I couldn't hear a word as I had Interpol on loud and just smiled at him. At this point it occurred that the bell end was going to leave a massive dent in the drivers side door as the veins were now bulging out of his forehead and I could sense his blood pressure was on the verge of giving him a stroke. Thankfully the lights turned green and I screeched away, pausing slightly to give him Winston Churchill victory salute, which made him even angrier.

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