1.Thou shalt have no other cars before me - only VAG mayst be worshipped at mine alter
2.Thou shalt not make for yourself an idol - lest it is a GTI
3.Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of your God - by saying things like "Oh my God this holy mother FuC)1ng cars fast.
4.Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy - no cleaning your car, only taking it out and ragging the sh!t out of it
5.Honor Thy Mother's and Father's car choice - even if it isn't a VW
6.Thou shalt not murder - a pint especially when driving
7.Thou shalt not commit adultery by owning more than one make of car
8.Thou shalt not steal thy mate's car even if it is the nuts
9.Thou shalt not bear false witness - unless the rozzer's are trying to stitch your mate up for that 360 degree spin he "didn't do officer"
10.thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's mint VW show car
Have I missed one? *look's for emoticon with halo above it*
Ah found it
