Help a damsel in distress!

[Phil mcavity]

oh dear phope!!!, now widow, what u should get your hubby is a T shirt with some kind of motiv on it about his Gti, there are companys on the net that will print what u want on it, like mine did, i have a black t-shirt that has something funny printed on it about my Gti, so perhaps thats a good present for him!!!  , and phope i'll have pictures of it if she does! 

[Ed30 Widow!]

Hrmmm, that can be arranged  ............. when he is not looking, you could give me some ideas for captions 

I have to say at this point, maybe I should be a tad careful - so far I'm allowed to have a wee play in his new toy but if I push my luck too much, the keys may swiftly be withdrawn  ......... and it is a fab car to play in 

 

[Phil mcavity]

mines says........... "sell my Gti, id rather shove wasps up my arse"

[phope]

...so far I'm allowed to have a wee play in his new toy but if I push my luck too much, the keys may swiftly be withdrawn  ......... and it is a fab car to play in 

 

just you remember that 

[Hurdy]

well im gonna have a stab in the dark.................i think your Hurdys wifeee 

What made U think that?

[Neaty]

mines says........... "sell my Gti, id rather shove wasps up my arse"

my mate has one of those but about his beetle 

well this is like jerry springer or something.
you can see the caption in the corner of the screen cant you...."husband having an afair with automobile"

[Phil mcavity]

sorry hurdy if i offened you thinking Mrs phope was your "ball n chain", opps sorry, better half, lets face it i think most of our girlfriends/wifes are jelous in all honesty, you can treat the Car hard and give it some stick now and again, and does it ever give any stick back?? of course it loves it!!!    they wounder why us blokes love cars!

[phope]

sorry hurdy if i offened you thinking Mrs phope was your "ball n chain", opps sorry, better half, lets face it i think most of our girlfriends/wifes are jelous in all honesty, you can treat the Car hard and give it some stick now and again, and does it ever give any stick back?? of course it loves it!!!    they wounder why us blokes love cars!

<Ed30 Widow! here>
and what about us girlies??  I lurv to give my car stick (especially on meets  )..............in fact, I get better fuel economy when I play  ...............even Mr Phope had to admit my car is fun to drive

Anyway, back on topic........... wesites for Birthday ideas please 
<btw: MrPhope is REALLY worried what I'm typing here - hehehehehe>

 

[Hurdy]

sorry hurdy if i offened you thinking Mrs phope was your "ball n chain", opps sorry, better half, lets face it i think most of our girlfriends/wifes are jelous in all honesty, you can treat the Car hard and give it some stick now and again, and does it ever give any stick back?? of course it loves it!!!    they wounder why us blokes love cars!

Never offended

My wifee thinks I've re-married....my car