WANTED: Car cleaning/polishing guide

[kittie]

Did somebody say sweeties?

I like sweeties! Have you got some jelly babies 

Anyway I like cleaning cars until I get half way through the job and think noooo I just can't be arsed any more! But you have to finish it, doh!

[...joe]

trust me, you don't want any of lens sweeties, he'll make you 'find' them your self in his dirty trouser pockets.

[Len]

If thats what it takes Kittie I'll get ya some jellie babies!


That wasnt sweeties you were feeling joe!

[kittie]

yaaaayyyy I'll take those and take your car to the polish 'non' scratch car wash for £2.50

  A cunning plan!! Mwaahhaahahaaaa 

[gonnahavemesomefun]

What the h**l happened there??
One minute I'm asking about cleaning, the next there's a load of flirting going on.
HAHAHAHAHA
Anyway, thanks everyone for your replies, I think!

[topher]

don't worry its just Len the forum Letch at it again

[Len]

Hey I'm far to old and past it to be a letch! Its just wishful thinking these days!

I was just trying to get my car well cleaned for nowt! Well just some jelly babies!

[kittie]

What the h**l happened there??
One minute I'm asking about cleaning, the next there's a load of flirting going on.
HAHAHAHAHA
Anyway, thanks everyone for your replies, I think!

Hey I did post about cleaning!! 

Although this thread is making me feel guilty and that I should spend Easter Weekend on the car 

[Len]

Where was the flirting?

Trying to get a lady to wash my car, the wife refuses nowadays!