Hi guys,
Being a dab hand with the electrics, this shouldn't be much of an issue for me - but it certainly confused me a little. The other day, I returned to my car, to find the battery was totally flat - and usually, its pretty good. So I bump started it with the assistance of a fellow sales assistant, and went on my merry way (get it?). I parked up the car when I got home, pushed the lock button on the alarm, and to my surprise the stereo turned on

Along with the fan and any other associated IGN accessories. I had no idea what was going on, so I just turned he alarm off then on again, and it all went off. I can only assume when I was in work, my stereo was just playing away flattening the battery - super odd.
Also, I always assumed my MFA was goosed due to the fact it showed my speed continually as about 12 mph regardless of setting, and my mpg was always about 6. I was driving round one evening and suddenly all the gauges just turned off (apart from speedo), and they just stayed off, I kept driving anyway, and went to lower my window (electric) and the gauges all turned back on again, and now, even better with a reasonably accurate mph figure (showed 75 mph when I was doing 90 mph). I could only assume its meant to be a trip average (not the total average one), rather than current speed. But unfortunately, my mpg is still super poo @ 6.
And now, even weirder, my electric windows only work when the drivers door is open

The wiring for them is so little its untrue, its only a 12v run off the IGN on the fusebox, and a GND attached to the GND just above the fusebox. But they only seem to operate when the door push switch (for the door) is open. I have no idea whats going on, but I will certainly be looking into it.
If anyone has any ideas, great, if not, I'll figure it out when I strip the dash out (again!) on Sunday and see if I can figure out this electrical madness.