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Offline Martz

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Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« on: 29 September 2006, 13:00 »

Offline Fielder

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Re: Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« Reply #1 on: 29 September 2006, 13:32 »
very nice....unfortunatly im Banned from owning a rallyee.....or any other rare VW for that matter  :undecided:

hahahaha fielders a c**k. sorry but he is just a tit. What a waste of forum space for that moron.


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Re: Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« Reply #2 on: 29 September 2006, 13:50 »
martz - i almost panicked

fielder who wont let u?

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Re: Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« Reply #3 on: 29 September 2006, 13:55 »
Nah never! I drive on the left! Not sit there! :evil:
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Re: Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« Reply #4 on: 29 September 2006, 14:48 »
martz - i almost panicked

fielder who wont let u?

Don't worry Han, I'm not stupid like Knobby. :tongue:

I think it is a general rule that Fielder should not be allowed near something so rare!  :grin:

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Re: Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« Reply #5 on: 29 September 2006, 14:57 »
hmmm, might be best to encourage him away from such items.

Looks good but id never get it insured!

thats the best mk3 ive seen..ever! its just clean and subtle.. :cool:

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Re: Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« Reply #6 on: 29 September 2006, 15:20 »
i think that witht the right encouragement and guidance fielder would be ok, and i'd be first in line to slap him if he was stupid enough to ruin one....

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Re: Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« Reply #7 on: 29 September 2006, 15:20 »
martz - i almost panicked

fielder who wont let u?

Don't worry Han, I'm not stupid like Knobby. :tongue:

I think it is a general rule that Fielder should not be allowed near something so rare!  :grin:


Its a general Concencious (SP) By most members of this site that i cannot be left near anything with any 'heavy' non essentual bits that might be a feature of a rare car..


For example the Leather Interiour of a Ralyee would be compleatly removed and replaced with buckets and a roll cage. Those lovly side skirts would sit a mear inch from the ground. The bonnet and boot lid replaced for carbon fiber, The wide arches cut away and extended a further 2 inches all round to accomodate 10inch wheels and tires at such an extream drop and the paint job would be replaced with Matt black and race Graphics. The motor would be Bored, Chipped and tuned to within an inch of blowing up and a nice 200shot of Nitrous would sit plesently where the passanger seat once sat....


Effectivly Ruining a Rare example of a Great VW....On the up side we would be left with one very quick and very mean Rallyee!!!

hahahaha fielders a c**k. sorry but he is just a tit. What a waste of forum space for that moron.


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Re: Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« Reply #8 on: 29 September 2006, 15:39 »
martz - i almost panicked

fielder who wont let u?

Don't worry Han, I'm not stupid like Knobby. :tongue:

I think it is a general rule that Fielder should not be allowed near something so rare!  :grin:


Its a general Concencious (SP) By most members of this site that i cannot be left near anything with any 'heavy' non essentual bits that might be a feature of a rare car..


For example the Leather Interiour of a Ralyee would be compleatly removed and replaced with buckets and a roll cage. Those lovly side skirts would sit a mear inch from the ground. The bonnet and boot lid replaced for carbon fiber, The wide arches cut away and extended a further 2 inches all round to accomodate 10inch wheels and tires at such an extream drop and the paint job would be replaced with Matt black and race Graphics. The motor would be Bored, Chipped and tuned to within an inch of blowing up and a nice 200shot of Nitrous would sit plesently where the passanger seat once sat....


Effectivly Ruining a Rare example of a Great VW....On the up side we would be left with one very quick and very mean Rallyee!!!

After saying all that - you're definatly banned for life from owning any rare example of  VW.

In fact if you done such a thing you should be strung up by your balls and swung over a pool full of sharks... :smiley:
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Re: Who wants to buy a Rallye?
« Reply #9 on: 29 September 2006, 15:41 »
martz - i almost panicked

fielder who wont let u?
On the up side we would be left with one very quick and very mean Rallyee!!!

There are tastefull ways of getting a quick car. :smug: