Seat parts man....... "good morning seat parts man here"
JOrd......... "hi im after a set of front pads for my Cupra R"
SPM ....... ".........muffled sniggers..........Are you sat down?"
Jord ......"yes"
SPM ........" Including VAT theyl be ........£134.12"
Jord ...... ".............."
SPM .........."would you like me to order them?"
Jord .......... "...................."
SPM ............. "sir?"
Jord.......... "cheers Bye"
how the f**k can they charge that for pads that last 4 months?

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