oooh, help, I'm being threatened.....

[S11EPS]

No, I think he has his sisters pink 'Cindy' bike with the streamers on the handlebars and a basket on the front.

I'm guessing he's a little upset with all the banter.

Boo-frickety-hoo.

Perhaps he should be this months GolfGTi.co.uk b!tch??

[Golfgal]

lol I feel sorry for him he obv has no friends......

Don't turn that in2 something perverse for once I'm not being rude  

[kniterider]

oh dear you cant be feeling sorry for his 'jackornory stories' are yas golfgal?

[S11EPS]

I agree he probably has no friends, but I have no sympathy....

Is this how he expects to rectify the problem, by acting like a total bellend?

[golfvr6]

got a message from anovadose!!!!

And I quote:

Anytime u wanna go, bring it on, don't think i'm some sort of f*cking p*ssy, the only p*ssy i'm f**king is your mums!  

I got the same message! c-o-c-kboy

[anovadose]

take it u get kicks taking the piss out of kids?
also its not a threat its a promise

[golfvr6]

Bring it on little boy

[anovadose]

anytime ur ready!
you'll have to come to me cos by bikes got a puncture

[modulater]

You'll wake up soon in your cot, with dreams of being f**king hard and having races with VR6's a distant memory, then your mum will come in and spank your arse for pissing the bed yet again.

Besides the only time your car is fast is when your driving to the gay bar.

[MK1_BOY]

anytime ur ready!
you'll have to come to me cos by bikes got a puncture

Well be a man and fix it you little tw*t