Agreed, it needs rescuing.
What it needs is to be bought cheap, take off all the body kit, those stupid bumpers and the nasty grill, and the horrid bonnet.
Put back an OEM (or debadged) grill and lights, change the rear lights to smoked or clear, put on big bumpers and nice mirrors. Get a new bonnet and spray to match, respray over the stupid writing too.
Then you'd be left with a big bumper mk2 8v in a nice blue colour, lowered with 17inch wheels, de-handled rear doors. And it would look ok.
How much would that lot cost to do ? And how much more would it be worth then ?