.... thanks for the apology NADLAD. Sorry to hear of what happened

. real crap feeling someone licking something from you. I was gutted even more so with little help from the police ... I love paying taxes to be laughed at

but what else did I expect from the police they've got worse and worse over the years.
I'm still getting quotes for my car to be sorted out, not claiming under insurance as its costing me an arm and legs as is. Shame I cant weld the f**king thing on

If I ever catch anyone near my car even thinking about touching it
but there is a bright side to all this negativity and bad mind business ... its gonna make me rich ...
get this you know them way over priced sat nav systems that can tell you where speed cameras are, I'm going to start a database called CHAV_ALERT. Basically most of these burberry wearing no fashion taste spotty gold chain mike skinner listening greasy headed jokers are wearing them electronic tags so they cant come out at certain times (jokers think they look good rolling up there LEE jeans ...cha! where do these people get it... school of stupid) so basically add em' all to the database as soon as ones 100 yards ahead boom alarm comes on park, slap some fashion sense into them along with a clue) unpark put a little classic or jazz fm on to melow yourself get your ying yang sorted then hit a cd in of tunage to make your tweeters tweet like little robin birds at xmas and know that the balance between good and evil has been restored.
None of you's better think about nicking my idea ... When the dollars come in set of new alloys for all.
Time to go wax my bumperless car