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Offline nadlad

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APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« on: 16 March 2006, 19:46 »
yesterday we heard how soulmanuk had his front bumber nicked, and i was taken the micky out of him so firstly apologies,

today i was in leeds in the shopping mall i was looking out the lift window into the car park and two chavs wer stealing my front bumber
it was liek agony i watched them and could do nowt about it as the lift slowly went down the floors.

Once it got to the bottom i ran to my carand saw what they had done they had yanked the bumper off and damaged the wing i started my car out burned it down the road only to see the same two chavs walking down the road with the bumber under one of his arms without a car in the world, i followed em down the street pulled my car up and slowly ran behind them

when i confronted them they were giving it all that so i lamped one of them and then lamped the other one both in their noses and they both fell flat, i  then gave them a lecture on how morally wrong and stupid there act was as  i took the bumber off them and just for good measure i took 90 quid off one and 75 quid off the other absolutely not a care in the world for other peopls property, if u tell them nicely they tel u to F*** off so i had to tell them the hard way......  thinking off getting a R32 style bumper now.



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Re: APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« Reply #1 on: 16 March 2006, 20:04 »
yesterday we heard how soulmanuk had his front bumber nicked, and i was taken the micky out of him so firstly apologies,

walking down the road with the bumber under one of his arms without a car in the world,


Now its your turn then :grin:, whats a bumber? :laugh: :laugh:  And they must of had a car in the world, else they wouldnt need the bumber. :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Sorry Mate, Could'nt resist

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Re: APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« Reply #2 on: 16 March 2006, 20:19 »
yesterday we heard how soulmanuk had his front bumber nicked, and i was taken the micky out of him so firstly apologies,

today i was in leeds in the shopping mall i was looking out the lift window into the car park and two chavs wer stealing my front bumber
it was liek agony i watched them and could do nowt about it as the lift slowly went down the floors.

Once it got to the bottom i ran to my carand saw what they had done they had yanked the bumper off and damaged the wing i started my car out burned it down the road only to see the same two chavs walking down the road with the bumber under one of his arms without a car in the world, i followed em down the street pulled my car up and slowly ran behind them

when i confronted them they were giving it all that so i lamped one of them and then lamped the other one both in their noses and they both fell flat, i  then gave them a lecture on how morally wrong and stupid there act was as  i took the bumber off them and just for good measure i took 90 quid off one and 75 quid off the other absolutely not a care in the world for other peopls property, if u tell them nicely they tel u to F*** off so i had to tell them the hard way......  thinking off getting a R32 style bumper now.


Well done mate bet it was great smashing them up damaged your car you damage their face i think thats well fair hope it hurt them :wink:  :cool: :wink:

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Re: APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« Reply #3 on: 16 March 2006, 20:28 »
nice one gazb i meant care in the world and i meant bumper,

felt good cracking em in the nose nearly bust my nuckle too, atleast i stole their cahs off them they prbably nicked it off a old women anyway shoudl of heard em crying on the floor, on lookers were loving it


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Re: APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« Reply #4 on: 16 March 2006, 20:46 »
Top man, when i rule the world people like you will be given a knighthood!!

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Re: APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« Reply #5 on: 16 March 2006, 21:16 »
How bads the damage?
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Re: APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« Reply #6 on: 16 March 2006, 21:20 »
I usually don't condone this type of behavior, but it sounds like they had it coming.

... it's turned into a fashion show for poofters.

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Re: APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« Reply #7 on: 16 March 2006, 23:12 »
well one edge its off nicely other side its been yanked so its twisted the wing bit a bit


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Re: APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« Reply #8 on: 17 March 2006, 05:34 »
you should have slammed the door on their heads one at a time  :evil:

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Re: APOLOGIES TO SOULMAN UK & TWO BROKEN NOSES
« Reply #9 on: 17 March 2006, 09:54 »
Fantastic.  I totally condone violence if some little scum chav is damaging something you work hard to pay for. I could quite happily shoot them for doing stuff like that.  Well done Nadlad, you're a star mate.