At first i was afraid,i was petrified,
my b/f stuck his nobbly thing in between my thighs,
i said u shoundn't hav done that,n told him to get it out,
he said NO,and then he wiggled it about,
n i said OW,ur hurting me
He said just a little longer cos its lovely,
and as the juice began to flow down the inside of my leg,
i said u dirty little bas***d youve just fertilised my egg,
n he said NO, how can this b?
everytime weve done it,weve used security,
i've told u once,i've told u twice
and ill tell u again,
that baby is not mine so lets hav sex again.....
typical bloke!!
Dinky