Well, i pulled out of my drive this morning to be confronted with the local tearaway milkman!!! I thought to myself, "im gonner have this t**t" So i started to accelerate but just as i did, the t**t pulled over and jumped out!!!!! Right then i thought, its a fight you want is it?

? But just as i jumped out to t**t the t**ser, he shouted over to me, "morning stu, bit cold this morning aint it?" in an obvious attempt to try and rattle me!!! Well i was havin none of this so i jumped back in my car ready for him to floor it again. When he finally got back in his float,(i never knew Mrs crompton had gold top before, the little minx!!)i was ready for him!!! He floored it,,,,, i floored it,,,, and i beat him the 2 foot to the end of our culdisack by 3" Oh yes, im the man!!!!!!! That 60 year old milk churner aint going to mess with me again in a hurry!!!!!
And just to rub his creamy face in it, as i burnt off i told him to cancel next weeks order of semi skimmed as im going on holiday and my mums going to stay with aunty rita for the week. Oh yes!! IM bad!!
Stu