This Months Max Power!!!!

[Pete-R]

Do people still buy max power?!

It's only use is the ads, the features are rubbish and the writing awful.

Unless it's changed since the last time I perused a copy.

[Agreeable Slick]

^^^

nope still pretty much bang on. You know how people say things go from strength to strength, well max pooter is the same, it goes from being sh!t, to even more sh!t, then even more sh!t to really really sh!t, then .... you get where i am going with this.... 

[Pete-R]

The last time I looked at one was while I was waiting to have my car MOT'd. Why do they make up stupid words and phrases? They do really go for the lowest common denominator.

Hypothetical question, if they wanted to feature your car, would you do it?

I don't think I could, the shame would be too much.

[Agreeable Slick]

already answered in the point and laugh at fielder thread in gerneral. 

[Fielder5757]

the life sized one? Not yet im still in the office, Im tempted to assemble it and put it in the passanger seat of my car, Who needs a girlfriend when everybody drivign past me at high speeds thinks ive got how women inside instead 

Ha ha ha ha bit of sellotape and you instant filthy looking co pilot

HAHA holy sh!t i just put it togeather in my room, its Huge!!! now, just need to cut a hole here and im done

[16valve]

Errrr you were writing that last post at 01.18, when most of us were asleep you were cutting holes in life size posters and telling a popular Vw Forum!!!

Ha Ha your a wrong'un 

So if anyone wants this months issue of Max Power let me know, as i've looked at the Alarm/ Ice specialists in the classifieds (and none as cheap as the one I found on line) and they were packed in between the girls of the last cruise they were at, who tell us they take it up the Bum and lots of Crap looking feature cars 

So form a que  and i'll even pay the post maybe we could pass it on??

[Agreeable Slick]

So form a que  and i'll even pay the post maybe we could pass it on??

Sounds like a bad chat up line in a infected whore house.... 

[16valve]

So form a que  and i'll even pay the post maybe we could pass it on??

Sounds like a bad chat up line in a infected whore house.... 

Chat up line in a whore house  ??

Err dont think thats the idea behind the term 'Whore House'   

[...joe]

^^ yeah more like "how much?"

[steviem]

Fielder, You crazy!

Max Power's writers must all be about 14...