Shudder at the thought of waterless cleaning but…
Despite the fact it has done practically nothing but rain since the start of last September my local water authority have just reinstated a hosepipe ban in late April. Go figure. Obviously the constant deluges haven’t been wet enough despite my garden being a permanent quagmire.

Well, I guess that means a late spring, summer and probably autumn without a hosepipe or pressure washer to clean the rainy filth, seagull poop and dead flies off with.
Did I mention it rains a lot here?
Can any of you detailists recommend a safe (for paint) regime for cleaning the car sans mains water? A little and often thing that doesn’t cost a fortune and doesn’t involve scratch and swirl cleaning emporiums.
I mean I *could* fill up buckets and lob that over the car but I really can’t be bothered as it’s quite a walk to the tap from the car.
In the meantime, spread the word far and wide: don’t go on holiday to Devon. Skegness is nice, go there instead. Tell your friends, colleagues and families. Seriously, Devon is crap, the sea is full of wee and poo and the people there are nasty. Tell everyone!
(That way the zillions of tourists won’t nick our water and I can have my hosepipe back)