Always baffles me when I see mega-expensive cars in the local scratch and swirl.
I'm that OCD I carry around a pre-mixed 1l bottle of Optimum No Rinse just in case I get a bit of bird sh!t on the car. I often clean the wheels in between washes too.
Neighbours think im weird too.
Not weird at all IMO. I’ve become immune to the predictable comments from the neighbours too - I get plenty of comments when it’s machine polishing time, which usually takes me 2-3 days to give my car ‘the works’ - wash, decontaminate, machine polish, sealant / wax, dress tyres and trim, clean glass, clean interior.
I also carry a bird poo removal kit - needed to use it just this week. Less hassle cleaning bird poo off as soon as possible after the event, rather than having to machine polish areas of etched clear coat from the acid in the bird poo if it’s left on the paintwork for too long.